When she wed Prince William at the age of 29, Kate Middleton became the oldest bride to marry into the British royal family. But now that her brother-in-law Prince Harry is engaged to Meghan Markle, Kate is about to gain a sister and lose a record: Meghan was born on August 4, 1981, making her 36 years old, and three years older than Harry. In addition to being the new oldest royal bride, Meghan will also join 35-year-old Kate in being the only women with college educations to join the British royal squad. So many records to break, so little time.
It’s no secret that Justin Bieber enjoys dating beautiful women — just take a look at Selena Gomez. Throughout his time in the spotlight, the singer has been rumored to have dated a handful of models, including Hailey Baldwin, Sofia Richie, and Chantel Jeffries. While some of his fans just can’t seem to get over his romance with Selena, it seems Justin can’t either because the two are officially back together. Keep reading for a look at all the women Justin has been romantically linked to, then feast your eyes on his hottest Instagram moments.
— Margaret Kadifa (@margaretkadifa) November 2, 2017
Is print journalism dead? Maybe, but that definitely isn’t the case today with people in Houston lining up to get their hands on The Houston Chronicle’s Astros World Series champs newspaper.
— Nick Mathews (@Nick_Mathews) November 2, 2017
Take a good look at these people getting their journalism on… you’re not going to see something like this until the next major sporting event (the Super Bowl) concludes:
— Jessica Hamilton (@JesHamL10) November 2, 2017
The Chronicle’s printing press has probably never been this hot — look at that this thing churn out papers on papers on papers. The Capital J journalists are definitely rock hard watching this.
— Mike Hixenbaugh (@Mike_Hixenbaugh) November 2, 2017
Well, my fellow jammers, we kind of knew this was coming, but that doesn’t make it hurt any less.
— Lennon Parham (@lennonparham) October 30, 2017
Yes, after three lovely seasons, Playing House has been cancelled. After USA took its time announcing season 3 and then burned that season by airing episodes back-to-back over six weeks, it seemed as though this would be the outcome. It stings especially after how personal season 3 was, recreating often word-for-word co-star and co-creator Jessica St. Clair’s real breast cancer treatment journey. And likely knowing this was a big possibility, the writers gave the show a nice ending, replete with drag queens and a happy ending for everyone—even Bird Bones.
The show was a warm joy, a 22-minute hug over a big glass of sauv blanc, a celebration of the best kind of friendship without cruelty or callousness, only support and a multitude of loving jabs. It was a love story, the best, most important love story of female best friends who become sisters. And sisters, have ya heard?
Thanks for three great seasons, Lennon and Jessica. We’ll be there for whatever comes next.
Colton Haynes continued his tradition of freakishly accurate pop culture Halloween costumes when he dressed up as a terrifying version of Marge Simpson this week. On Tuesday, the American Horror Story: Cult actor posted a series of Instagram videos while in full Marge mode, complete with the character’s signature green dress, red pearls, and blue beehive, as well as a very convincing set of prosthetic breasts; after hosting a Halloween event in LA, Colton posted a clip of himself twerking in the pool while still covered in yellow paint.
His attention to detail shouldn’t really come as a surprise; after all, this is the same guy who has haunted and delighted us by channeling Miss Piggy, Ursula the sea witch, and Fiona from Shrek with expert precision.
How far would you go to c*ckblock your teenager? Not as far as John Cena, probably. The philanthropic wrestler — who is engaged to Nikki Bella but has no real-life kids of his own — plays a doting helicopter dad in Blockers, an upcoming comedy from Pitch Perfect‘s Kay Cannon. Cena stars alongside Leslie Mann and Ike Barinholtz, who join forces to keep their three daughters from having sex on prom night after stumbling upon their suggestive text messages. The NSFW trailer contains classic one-liners like, «Let’s c*ckblock those motherf*ckers,» and «What would Vin Diesel do?» so yes, it’s worth watching (oh, Cena also chugs a beer with his butt, NBD). Check it out above before it hits theaters on April 6, 2018.
Remember kicking back on Friday nights with a Capri Sun and a bowl of mac and cheese, watching ABC’s TGIF? Shows like Boy Meets World, Family Matters, and Sabrina the Teenage Witch dominated the lineup, and we totally ate it up (much like that aforementioned mac and cheese). This week, Hulu revealed that it added full seasons of the ABC classics to its platform, making it super easy for all of us millennials to relive the exciting Friday nights of yore. Check out the shows that are being added, and have fun yelling out catchphrases like «Did I do that?» and «Not the mama!» while cackling to yourself on the couch.
Although the casting announcements for the upcoming Hellboy reboot should have been met with excitement, a casting decision regarding one character in particular drew the ire of many fans of the series. Major Ben Daimio, who is Japanese-American in the original comics, was initially going to be played by Deadpool‘s Ed Skrein, a white British actor. The news ignited an immediate backlash due to accusations of whitewashing, but fortunately this was not another Ghost in the Shell situation.
Skrein posted a heartfelt note about why he decided to exit Hellboy on Twitter, and many applauded his words. Soon after, it was revealed that former Hawaii Five-0 star Daniel Dae Kim — who recently left the CBS cop show after the studio refused to pay him as much as his white costars — was awarded the role of Ben Daimio instead. It’s an inspired casting choice, and Kim is grateful to Skrein for opening it up for him.
«I applaud the producers and, in particular, Ed Skrein for championing the notion that Asian characters should be played by Asian or Asian-American actors,» Kim told The Hollywood Reporter. «He could not have addressed the issue more elegantly and I remain indebted to him for his strength of character.»
Hellboy is set to hit theaters on Jan. 11, 2019.
In a now infamous interview with Playboy back in 2010, easy listening goon John Mayer revealed that he didn’t have romantic relationships with women of color. His reason? It was because his “David Duke cock“ is “sort of like a white supremacist.”
Police interviews with prolific serial killers are less appalling. Luckily, John’s dick seems to have matured in the last seven years. Either that or he’s had most of the white broads in Hollywood and thought he’d try it with the black ladies. You would think most of these women would take a hard pass, but it looks like John has ONE fan in the female black celebrity community.
John’s other hobby besides making really boring music is tweeting dumb things. The latest was his admission on Friday that he wants to show Nicki Minaj his anaconda.
I spend an inordinate amount of time per day wondering if Nicki Minaj would like me or not.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) September 8, 2017
You would think the notoriously-unafraid-to-read-a-fool Nicki would have told him where to stick his formerly racist cock (after asking one of her nail file carriers who he was). But no, it turns out that Nicki likes him enough to flirt back by referencing the only song by him that she knows. Don’t fall for his hypnosis dick, Nicki!
Would my body be your wonderland? https://t.co/jKpRdnhzbD
— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) September 8, 2017
John, whose penis seems to have only just left the alt-right, was floored.
Please hold, losing my shit. This isn't my reply yet.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) September 8, 2017
Someone must’ve managed to fill Nicki in on John’s former KKKock, because she quickly backpedaled.
Asking for a friend
— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) September 8, 2017
Despite Nicki obviously coming to her senses, I’m glad that John’s dick finally put down the Party City tiki torch. I guess?
Ir’s somewhat of a tradition for Star Wars toys to subtly reveal new Star Wars characters and give some plot hints about the next movie — in fact, one of the defenses for Rey not being featured in certain games for The Force Awakens was allegedly to prevent spoilers. So for this year’s Force Friday reveal, we were hungrily awaiting bits of movie details the toys would give away. We’re already psyched about the inclusion of more female characters, and we’re pretty sure we know the droid everyone is going to be looking for, and we keep seeing more hints as more toys emerge. Here are some of the first looks at characters we’ve gotten for Star Wars: The Last Jedi!