How far would you go to c*ckblock your teenager? Not as far as John Cena, probably. The philanthropic wrestler — who is engaged to Nikki Bella but has no real-life kids of his own — plays a doting helicopter dad in Blockers, an upcoming comedy from Pitch Perfect‘s Kay Cannon. Cena stars alongside Leslie Mann and Ike Barinholtz, who join forces to keep their three daughters from having sex on prom night after stumbling upon their suggestive text messages. The NSFW trailer contains classic one-liners like, «Let’s c*ckblock those motherf*ckers,» and «What would Vin Diesel do?» so yes, it’s worth watching (oh, Cena also chugs a beer with his butt, NBD). Check it out above before it hits theaters on April 6, 2018.
Remember kicking back on Friday nights with a Capri Sun and a bowl of mac and cheese, watching ABC’s TGIF? Shows like Boy Meets World, Family Matters, and Sabrina the Teenage Witch dominated the lineup, and we totally ate it up (much like that aforementioned mac and cheese). This week, Hulu revealed that it added full seasons of the ABC classics to its platform, making it super easy for all of us millennials to relive the exciting Friday nights of yore. Check out the shows that are being added, and have fun yelling out catchphrases like «Did I do that?» and «Not the mama!» while cackling to yourself on the couch.
Although the casting announcements for the upcoming Hellboy reboot should have been met with excitement, a casting decision regarding one character in particular drew the ire of many fans of the series. Major Ben Daimio, who is Japanese-American in the original comics, was initially going to be played by Deadpool‘s Ed Skrein, a white British actor. The news ignited an immediate backlash due to accusations of whitewashing, but fortunately this was not another Ghost in the Shell situation.
Skrein posted a heartfelt note about why he decided to exit Hellboy on Twitter, and many applauded his words. Soon after, it was revealed that former Hawaii Five-0 star Daniel Dae Kim — who recently left the CBS cop show after the studio refused to pay him as much as his white costars — was awarded the role of Ben Daimio instead. It’s an inspired casting choice, and Kim is grateful to Skrein for opening it up for him.
«I applaud the producers and, in particular, Ed Skrein for championing the notion that Asian characters should be played by Asian or Asian-American actors,» Kim told The Hollywood Reporter. «He could not have addressed the issue more elegantly and I remain indebted to him for his strength of character.»
Hellboy is set to hit theaters on Jan. 11, 2019.
In a now infamous interview with Playboy back in 2010, easy listening goon John Mayer revealed that he didn’t have romantic relationships with women of color. His reason? It was because his “David Duke cock“ is “sort of like a white supremacist.”
Police interviews with prolific serial killers are less appalling. Luckily, John’s dick seems to have matured in the last seven years. Either that or he’s had most of the white broads in Hollywood and thought he’d try it with the black ladies. You would think most of these women would take a hard pass, but it looks like John has ONE fan in the female black celebrity community.
John’s other hobby besides making really boring music is tweeting dumb things. The latest was his admission on Friday that he wants to show Nicki Minaj his anaconda.
I spend an inordinate amount of time per day wondering if Nicki Minaj would like me or not.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) September 8, 2017
You would think the notoriously-unafraid-to-read-a-fool Nicki would have told him where to stick his formerly racist cock (after asking one of her nail file carriers who he was). But no, it turns out that Nicki likes him enough to flirt back by referencing the only song by him that she knows. Don’t fall for his hypnosis dick, Nicki!
Would my body be your wonderland? https://t.co/jKpRdnhzbD
— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) September 8, 2017
John, whose penis seems to have only just left the alt-right, was floored.
Please hold, losing my shit. This isn't my reply yet.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) September 8, 2017
Someone must’ve managed to fill Nicki in on John’s former KKKock, because she quickly backpedaled.
Asking for a friend
— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) September 8, 2017
Despite Nicki obviously coming to her senses, I’m glad that John’s dick finally put down the Party City tiki torch. I guess?
Ir’s somewhat of a tradition for Star Wars toys to subtly reveal new Star Wars characters and give some plot hints about the next movie — in fact, one of the defenses for Rey not being featured in certain games for The Force Awakens was allegedly to prevent spoilers. So for this year’s Force Friday reveal, we were hungrily awaiting bits of movie details the toys would give away. We’re already psyched about the inclusion of more female characters, and we’re pretty sure we know the droid everyone is going to be looking for, and we keep seeing more hints as more toys emerge. Here are some of the first looks at characters we’ve gotten for Star Wars: The Last Jedi!
Image Source: Getty / JB Lacroix
Ever since Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green tied the knot in 2010, we knew they were going to have one ridiculously beautiful family. Not only does Megan have those piercing blue eyes and fit bikini body, but Brian was also a major heartthrob when he played David Silver on Beverly Hills, 90210 back in the ’90s. But it looks like Megan is giving her husband all the credit when it comes to their adorable sons, Noah, Bodhi, and Journey (Brian is also dad to son Kassius from a previous relationship).
The actress posted a throwback photo of Brian from his 90210 days on Instagram on Monday, joking that she wants to make a whole colony of cuties with him. «Thank you for donating your DNA to the shared dream of birthing our own colony of teen heart throbs. #mcm #colonymission,» she wrote. Judging by the glimpses we’ve already gotten of their boys, we’d say Megan and Brian, who called off their divorce in 2016, are well on their way.
Anna Faris has spoken out for the first time since initially announcing her separation from Chris Pratt earlier this month. The Mom actress shared a brief statement with listeners of her podcast, Anna Faris Is Unqualified, in her newest episode this week, saying, «Hey, dear listeners. I just want to thank you all so much for all the love I’ve been receiving, and I truly love you.»
The remainder of the episode — a pretaped crossover edition with the hosts of My Favorite Murder — did not address the split in any way. Anna did, however, address heartbreak in a foreboding interview prior to the separation announcement. While promoting her upcoming book in Live Happy‘s October issue, Anna said, «Everyone has had their heart broken or screwed up a good relationship, and my hope is that people will walk away realizing that so many journeys are the same. My heartbreak is the same as someone else’s and if I have to be vulnerable for people to get that, that’s OK.»
Meanwhile, Chris recently made his first official post-breakup appearance at the Teen Choice Awards on Aug. 13. Earlier that day, the Guardians of the Galaxy star was photographed without his wedding ring while taking his son, Jack, to church.
OK. The Senate just voted on Trumpcare. Guess who voted YES after giving a big old speech earlier today about how the bill was in shambles? That’s right, John McCain. Guess who else voted yes, after voting No before, saying that she didn’t come to Washington to hurt people? Shelly Capito.
Didn’t matter. Nine Republicans voted against, so Trumpcare — and basically any form of replacement — is now dead. But the health care debate is not. Now, the GOP will vote on various forms of repeal with no actual replacement in place. The next vote is expected tomorrow at noon. And if all these votes fail, you know what? I bet the GOP will come up with something else to drag this endless goddamn process on forever.
Ugh. TJ Miller sounds way too similar to his Silicon Valley character. He’s exactly the kind of guy I would get stuck with as an office-mate and then I’d have no choice but to start live tweeting everything he said and I would eventually get fired because I would get zero work done, but a LOT of tweeting done. — (Dlisted)
I wish we could just bleep The Orange Menace off all of the shows we watch, but Broad City is a big damn start! — (THR)
Seth Green is directing a movie! Yay, I love him. Macaulay Culkin is starring in this movie. Last night Seth and Mac and Seth’s wife and Brenda Song (an actress I’m not personally familiar with, but she’s been in a lot of stuff that Pajiba readers have probably seen) went out to dinner together, and you guys, Macaulay looks great! Yay, I love him. — (Lainey)
The customer is always right. Bullllllllshiiiiit. — (SBNation)
Michael B. Jordan asked «Who me?» when asked about being a sex symbol. Imagine what he would have said if he’d have been asked about being on the Pajiba 10! (Maybe next year, Mike. Maybe next year. ) — (Celebitchy)
Cara Delevingne is wearing what might be one my favorite outfits of the year, so far. Wow, she looks so sparkly and yet, still kind of business-like. I mean, if your business is diamonds. — (GFY)
Did Drake get a big ol’ honkin’ tat of Lil Wayne? Um, do you NOT have one? — (Billboard)
Ohnoes. I hope none of you had tickets to upcoming Biebers shows. For a lot of reasons I hope you didn’t have tickets, but now I hope you didn’t have them because there won’t be any shows. Womp-womp! — (LG)
Buying a house and moving are well known stressful times. Ellesfena discovered that MC Beaton’s Agatha Raisin mysteries are an antidote to stress. Agatha, a middle aged woman, has moved from London to the Cotswolds for a more peaceful life. "Unfortunately, chaos and murder seems to follow her." The books aren’t great, but they are, "great fun and pleasantly mindless." What are your stress reliever books? (Cannonball Read 9)
Fucking Millenials. Killing everything.
Millennials sure have killed a lot of thingspic.twitter.com/ItH7kGnU3w
— Matt Bors (@MattBors) July 19, 2017
With OJ Simpson getting parole on Thursday, it was only right that Kato Kaelin somehow got himself some headlines this week. It’s like we’re back in 1994. Who would’ve ever thought that headlines would be dominated by OJ and Kato again.
Apparently, Kato is a MASSIVE Brewers fan and while his old buddy OJ is getting himself ready to be a free man, Kato has been having meltdowns on Twitter due to the Brewers sucking. It’s an amazing thing to watch unfold.
I wish I had this much passion about anything. There’s nothing out there that would get me angry to the point of firing off 15 straight tweets over the course of an hour, let alone my team playing shitty in July. You have to respect that.
This wasn’t even the first Brewers meltdown this week
He did the same thing on Wednesday night.
The Walking Dead is set to return this October, but before it does, we have lots to talk about. Season seven is all about making alliances leading up to All Out War, and from what we can tell, the war is on between the Saviors and Rick’s army in season eight. While it takes some time to get to the action, the trailer is packed with hints about what we’re going to see in the new episodes. There are explosions, people are captured, and Negan is cranky. We’ve pulled out every important moment from the trailer, some you may not have even noticed, because the trailer moves so quickly.