Taylor Swift Likes To Bake For Her Boyfriend

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Passive-aggressive purity queen Taylor Swift has already released three songs from her upcoming Reputation album. This week, she hurriedly dropped a third, “Gorgeous,” which is a thinly veiled ode to her boyfriend, British actor Joe Alwyn. Taylor has gone to great lengths to keep her and Joe’s relationship under wraps. Until now. The new songs aren’t getting stuck in our heads like the ones off 1989 did. So it’s time to pull out the big guns. And by “big guns,” I mean the revelation that she’s all about using her limited edition adult-sized Easy-Bake Oven for her man.

Us Weekly reports that Taylor’s allowing information to trickle out about how normal and lovey-dovey her relationship is with Joe via “an insider.” This is obviously an effort to avoid her upcoming tour tickets selling for $ 13 via Groupon like KatyCat’s have. (True story – Katy Perry tix were available at that price when she played here in Boston.)

“They have quite a low-key relationship, which Taylor likes,” the insider reveals. “It’s very normal, and no one really knows about it right now. They just work out, watch movies together and invite friends over. Taylor loves to cook and bake for him. They are still taking it slow.”

They insider also says that they’re “very much in love.” That’s so boring. Just once, you wish someone would be open and honest and reveal that “he’s addicted to Internet porn and I scrapbook to keep the pain at bay. But we make it work somehow.

It’s possible that UsWeekly’s exclusive “insider” ISN’T on the Serpent Squad. Because, while speculating that Taylor and Joe might go public soon, they also sort of noted how calculating Swifty is. The first rule of Serpent Squad is “you never trash the Queen Cobra in the press.

The ultra private couple may finally be ready to make their public debut, though. “Expect to see them step out together really soon,” a source exclusively told Us in September. “It’s often been Taylor’s M.O. to be seen with a new guy first, have her new single drop and then announce her new album. But this time, she’s kept the guy private. And that’s pretty interesting. She really likes Joe.”

Taylor to Joe this week:

My love for you is so strong that I have resisted utilizing you for my latest marketing campaign so far, beloved Joe. But shit is getting desperate and I need some positive press so I can keep my brand afloat. So let’s call the paps up, and give them a time and GPS location for when and where we’re going to be walking Olivia Benson.

Speaking of Taylor’s kitty, she’s prominently featured in one of Taylor’s new “Taylor Swift Now” ads for ATT below. You might want to take a hard pass if you’re diabetic.

Some real tough questions I had for Olivia.

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Fans Have Very Mixed Reactions to Taylor Swift’s New Song, «Gorgeous»

Taylor Swift dropped her latest single, «Gorgeous,» from Reputation on Thursday night and quickly left the Swiftie fandom torn — they either love it or hate it. While the song definitely has a fun and flirty vibe reminiscent of her 1989 album, fans are mixed about the bubblegum lyrics that seem to reference her new boyfriend, Joe Alwyn. That being said, the track has already risen to No. 1 on the charts, so she’s obviously doing something right. See what people had to say about the single ahead.

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Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend, Joe Alwyn, Definitely Has the «Ocean-Blue Eyes» She Sings About in «Gorgeous»

Taylor Swift has treated her fans to three singles off her upcoming album, Reputation, so far, and the internet has been having a field day when it comes to decoding her infamous hints and references in each one. The latest song, «Gorgeous,» which Taylor dropped at midnight on Thursday, is no exception. With an ’80s-inspired beat and a cameo of a baby saying «Gorgeous» at the beginning, Taylor sings about liking someone so much, she actually hates them. With their gorgeous face and «ocean-blue eyes,» Taylor can’t bring herself to talk to him and instead makes fun of him and ignores him because she can’t stand how beautiful he is.

While it’s been very clear who some of her past songs are about («Look What You Made Me Do» was clearly a jab at Kanye West and Kim Kardashian), this one is up for a bit more debate. But one thing we do know is that Taylor’s current boyfriend, British actor Joe Alwyn, has extremely beautiful blue eyes, so much so that you could definitely call them ocean-like. Maybe Tay is revealing that she was too scared to approach Joe before they started dating? Her ex, Tom Hiddleston, also has blue eyes, but we’re kinda thinking a song about him might be a lot juicier. Keep reading to get totally lost in Joe’s blue eyes.

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Taylor Swift’s New Song May Be About Her “Gorgeous” Boyfriend

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All the jilted members of Taylor Swift’s squad and her enemies were shitting themselves this week when word dropped that her next album is about how they’re a bunch of assholes. Taylor dropped a new song last night and – surprise! – it isn’t a song about how much of a fug bitch Katy Perry is. Instead, it’s about how her new boo (or an ex-boo) is so “gorgeous.” Gag.

Some think that Gorgeous could be about Tom Hiddleston, Joe Alwyn or Calvin Harris. But People says the song has to be about Joe, which is kinda narcissistic since Joe does the smize pout just like Taylor, and kind of looks like Taylor if she cut her hair like Florence Henderson in the early seasons of The Brady Bunch.

The song includes lyrics that show how Taylor is so bashful and in love:

“You’re so gorgeous/ I can’t say anything to your face/ ‘Cause look at your face/ And I’m so furious/ At you for making me feel this way/ But what can I say?/ You’re gorgeous”

She can’t look at your face ‘cuz she’s too busy penning a song that will end up on Spotify’s top 10 list from people listening to it on repeat to find clues about who she’s singing about! Taylor’s line in the song about “ocean blue eyes” is making everyone think it’s 100% about Joe. But my personal favorite line is the one where she gives a shout out to us spinster cat ladies:

“Guess I’ll just stumble on home to my cats, alone, unless you wanna come along.”

Well, good thing for Meredith Grey and Olivia Benson, Taylor doesn’t bother them anymore after coming home since she has Joe now, or does she?

“You make me so happy it turns back to sad/ There’s nothing I hate more than what I can’t have.”

I mean, is that a Taylor Swift lyric or just my mental state devouring an entire order of chips and salsa at Chili’s?

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Is That a Calvin Harris Reference in Taylor Swift’s New Song?

Within minutes of Taylor Swift releasing her latest song, «Gorgeous,» fans were already speculating about the story behind the single. The lyrics are flirty, and in the first verse, she mentions having an older boyfriend who’s «in the club doing I don’t know what» — which sounds like it’s probably a reference to her ex Calvin Harris. Another standout lyric? In true Swift fashion, there’s mention of her cats.

«Gorgeous» is the third single from Swift’s upcoming album, Reputation, which drops on Nov. 10. Wondering what (or who) the song might be about? Check out all the lyrics below.

You should take it as a compliment
That I got drunk and made fun of the way you talk
You should think about the consequence
Of your magnetic field being a little too strong
And I got a boyfriend — he’s older than us
He’s in the club doing I don’t know what
You’re so cool, it makes me hate you so much

Whiskey all night, sunset in vine
You’ve ruined my life by not being mine

You’re so gorgeous
I can’t say anything to your face
‘Cause look at your face
And I’m so furious
At you for making me feel this way
But what can I say?
You’re gorgeous

You should take it as a compliment
That I’m talking to everyone here but you
And you should think about the consequence
Of you touching my hand in the darkened room
If you’ve got a girlfriend, I’m jealous of her
But if you’re single, that’s honestly worse
‘Cause you’re so gorgeous, it actually hurts

Ocean-blue eyes looking in mine
I feel like I might sink and drown and die

You’re so gorgeous
I can’t say anything to your face
‘Cause look at your face
And I’m so furious
At you for making me feel this way
But what can I say?
You’re gorgeous

You make me so happy, it turns back to sad
There’s nothing I hate more than what I can’t have
You are so gorgeous, it makes me so mad

You make me so happy, it turns back to sad
There’s nothing I hate more than what I can’t have
Guess I’ll just stumble on home to my cats
Alone, unless you want to come along

You’re so gorgeous
I can’t say anything to your face
‘Cause look at your face
And I’m so furious
At you for making me feel this way
But what can I say?
You’re gorgeous

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Taylor Swift’s New Album Is (Shockingly) A Burn Book Sing-A-Long

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Back in the day (in my head), you could stick a piece of coal up one of the buttholes of Taylor Swift’s exes and watch it turn into a diamond from them clenching so hard with anxiety over what she wrote about them on an upcoming album. An entire Zales line came from John Mayer! This time around, though, the clenching is coming from all the meanie ex-friends who wronged Miss Swift!

Us Weekly reports that Taylor will release Reputation, her sixth album, on November 10, and it will mostly be about her foes like Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Katy Perry, and (because this is TSwift after all) ex-boyfriend Calvin Harris. A source says that she’s “definitely coming for the Grammys” with this one. Another source says she “only” has one song on the album about new boyfriend Joe Alwyn while another said the rest of the tracks are all about dRaMmmAAAaaaA:d

“It will be across multiple songs, somewhat cryptically but also obvious.”

Since we’re on the subject of Taylor’s possible enemies and frenemies, The Blast reports that Karlie Kloss is hosting a talk show on Freeform called Movie Night With Karlie Kloss. The show will entail Karlie inviting over famous friends for “movies, games, baking, and fun.” This so sounds like the sleepover from high school you didn’t want to get invited to when all the cool kids were at a better sleepover for “weed, kegs, and fucking.” Rachel Bilson, Martha Hunt, Jourdan Dunn, Ashley Graham, Kendall Jenner, Serena Williams, and Kaia Gerber will join Karlie for cookies and movies like Dirty Dancing. Even though sources claim all is well with Taylor and Karlie, Taylor is notably off the list of celebs stopping by Karlie’s show.

A source says Taylor declined politely to be on the Freeform show because of scheduling issues. But in my head, this was as middle school of a fight as you can get:

Karlie: Wanna come to my sleepover?

Taylor: No, bitch. You invited that fish-lipped Kardashian-adjacent.

Karlie: Fine, I’m not inviting you to my sleepover. And you won’t get any cookies.

Taylor: Fine, I’m going to write a song about your Midwest cankles. And not even include it in the main album because it wouldn’t even crack the Bottom 200 ‘cuz you irrelevant!!

And scene.

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Taylor Swift Soars High Above London While Filming Her New Music Video

Taylor Swift filmed her new music video in London on Sunday, and it’s making us want to book a trip across the pond ASAP. After personally inviting some of her biggest fans over to her London home for a «Secret Sessions» listening party for her new album, Reputation, the «Look What You Made Me Do» singer took over the city streets for a night shoot. In addition to soaring high above the River Thames while filming scenes on the Millennium Bridge (which is close to St. Paul’s Cathedral), she also hopped on a double-decker red bus to dance with some friends.

It’s safe to assume this video is for her second single off the album, «…Ready For It?,» and we can’t wait to unpack all the references she’s probably throwing in. Will the video be about current boyfriend Joe Alwyn? Exes Harry Styles and Tom Hiddleston? So many Brits, so little time.

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Taylor Swift Invited a Few of Her Biggest Fans to Her Home to Listen to Reputation

Taylor Swift made some of her fans’ «wildest dreams» come true over the weekend. On Friday the 13th, the «Look What You Made Me Do» singer had a few of her biggest supporters come to her London home for an exclusive «Secret Sessions» listening party for her upcoming album, Reputation. Aside from wearing her signature red lipstick and naturally curly hair, she also sported some snake boots and jewelry in honor of the new era. Thankfully, some of them posted pictures from the event on social media.

One fan named Abbie even blogged about the whole ordeal on Tumblr, explaining that she was contacted by Taylor Nation and informed about the secret event on October 13, which is coincidentally Taylor’s favorite number. She added that the singer even knew all of her fans by name when she greeted them at her home. «I can’t believe I was given such a beautiful, amazing opportunity and I meant everything I said to you in there and it truly came from the heart,» Abbie said. Aww! See even more sweet fan moments below.

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Pink Regrets Saying She Was Team Taylor

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Back in August, Pink was over in London promoting her new music, and the hosts of a radio station asked her the most life-affirming question of our time: Team Taylor Swift or Team Katy Perry. She responded, but now she regrets it.

Pink kinda meekly responded, “Taylor, is that OK?” And then she noted it was kind of a lose-lose question. Pink meant that she was going to get trolled the shit out of by the time she checked Twitter after the interview. The Los Angeles Times reports that Pink is still kinda regretting even playing into the question:

“I should’ve just kept my mouth shut, because I don’t believe that. I don’t care. But I felt rushed and I didn’t know what to do. And I paid for it, because then the next day: ‘Pink is Team Taylor.’”

I’m sure Pink was just like, “I’d rather deal with Katy’s brand of petty fallout than deal with the onslaught of the Butterscotch Don’s type of revenge.” We can’t have Taylor announcing a relaunch of Napster with all her exclusive songs on it the same day Pink’s album drops!

While Pink thinks she should have kept her yap shut on that front, she does think she’s more than justified in being political, so stop telling her to shaddap and sing:

“You shut up and telemarket. No! Nobody should shut up. Everybody should be talking. I was raised with the mantra “Dissent is the cornerstone of democracy.” We’re supposed to disagree. You don’t really know how you feel until you have to defend it.”

She says everyone has a right to express their opinion, even her 72-year-old Republican father. She says it remains mainly civil between the two of them when it comes to politics, but that likely won’t last too long since she has a song with Eminem coming out. Eminem isn’t exactly making nice with Trump supporters these days, and LAWD only knows what he’ll pull with Pink. My guess is it’ll involves him shitting on the conservative justices of the Supreme Court while Pink twirls above in one of those acrobatic rings she always performs in.

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Is it time to put the Chiefs in the Super Bowl?

K.C. is two games up on the Patriots for home field, hold the tie breaker, the rest of the AFC is a mess and the Chiefs offense is churning out plays that are pieces of art. Did you watch last night? If Alex Smith plays like that and Kareem Hunt goes for 110 yards on an off-night, the AFC is in big trouble. My favorite site this time of the year — PlayoffStatus.com — has the Chiefs with a 33% probability of playing in the Super Bowl. A Chiefs-Packers Super Bowl in Minneapolis, anyone? That would be insane. The fans won’t care about the cold and can drive. That would be a good time.

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