8 Full House Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Make You Super Nostalgic

TV reboots are all the rage, and Full House is no exception. Netflix perfectly payed homage to the beloved show with Fuller House, and it’s left us with a lot of emotions. If you’re looking for that perfect nostalgic costume this Halloween, why not dress up as one of your favorite characters from the series? Bonus: you can easily make it a group costume by going as the whole Tanner clan. So pull out your best ’80s attire and get ready to whip out a bunch of catchphrases.

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Janet Jackson Might Be Open To Performing At The Super Bowl With Justin Timberlake (But Probably Not)

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Janet Jackson needs to get her sources in order because they are sending mixed signals. After it was announced that Justin Timberlake will do the Pepsi Super Bowl LII Halftime Show in February, America erupted with a collective cry of “but what about Janet?” It’s impossible to mentally separate JT, halftime and Janet’s nipple. It’s like trying to look at Jermaine Dupri without seeing Rudy Huxtable. Naturally, folks started to speculate that Janet might actually show up as a surprise guest. But would she? Could she? Choochie coo? Depends on who you ask.

According to Entertainment Tonight:

A source close to Jackson tells ET that the singer has not been approached by Timberlake or anyone from his team to join him onstage. “The door is wide open,” the source says. “If Justin or his team did reach out, Janet would perform with him again in a minute.”

But then E! News is all:

According to two sources, the answer is no. While one insider said she is not planning on performing at the Super Bowl, another added that she has time conflicts due to her tour scheduling.

I don’t know why Janet would want to fuck with these fools again anyway. She is way too nice. She never lashed out at JT or the NFL even though her career took a huge hit in the wake of Nipplegate. Janet was the first one to apologize for the incident. In fact, Janet (via her publicist) gave unto us the phrase “wardrobe malfunction” for which we should give praise daily.

According to ABC News, Janet was un-invited to the 2004 Grammys and then “re-invited with the caveat that she apologize for the halftime show.” She did not show. But JT did and he won Best Male Pop Vocal Performance and gave a very unconvincingI apologize if you guys were offended” apology. Meanwhile, Janet was blacklisted by Viacom (the owner of CBS) and they wouldn’t play any of her music or videos on any of their platforms.

ABC news also speculates that the NFL decided that having female performers with their worrisome body parts participate in the halftime show was too risky. Instead, the NFL “turned to more classic-rock acts” and didn’t have another woman headline until Madonna in 2012.

This year, with golden boy JT front and center, the NFL has been forced to address the whole Janet situation. For years it has been speculated that Janet was banned from ever performing again. The NFL says that’s not true.

“There’s no ban. We are not going to comment on any speculation regarding potential guests. There may be no guests. Along with Pepsi, we’re excited to have Justin Timberlake.”

Janet, stay away. It’s a trap! Remember Pepsi set your brother on fire! Besides, nobody will ever top Prince’s performance. They may as well just cancel the entire NFL.

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A 3-3 Record Is Enough For This Jets Fan To Get A Super Bowl Prediction Tattoo

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This season is the first time in almost 2 decades that it looks like the Patriots may be vulnerable in not winning the AFC East. We’ve gone into every season since like 2000 just penciling in the Pats in, giving basically zero chance to any of the other 3 teams. But here we are heading into week 7 with the Pats looking like dogshit, coming off a game where Jets put it on them for like 3.5 quarters, and an actual closer division race almost halfway through the season.

So that performance on Sunday and the 3-3 record the Jets are sitting on was enough for this lunatic to hit up his local ink shop to get a Super Bowl tattoo on his ass. This is 2 ass tats in the last week if you’re keeping track.

If these guys really had some balls, they’d put these tats out in the open, but both went the safe route and keep it on the ass where nobody can see it. And if you know your Roman numerals, you know that this thing can be edited for years to come. Once we get to Super Bowl 90, that’s when he’s going to run into problems.


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Um, Gerald’s Game Is Super F*cked Up, and You Need to Watch It Right Now

Note: this review is (relatively) spoiler-free, so dig in!

At the end of September, Netflix released the last of the month’s new slate. Among the additions was an original film from the streaming site called Gerald’s Game, based on Stephen King’s 1992 novel of the same name. The adaptation promised a pretty straightforward plot: Man and woman go to woods to save their marriage. Man handcuffs woman to bed for kinky sex times. Man dies of heart attack. Madness ensues. You might be asking yourself how a woman chained to a bed makes for a compelling horror movie, but I’m hoping I can adequately peel back the layers and show you that the movie goes way beyond that seemingly basic premise.

1. It’s a Simple Concept That’s Well-Executed

As I already mentioned, the story itself is pretty basic. That said, there are other elements that add tension to every scene. For one, there’s a hungry stray dog that seems adamant about snacking on the very dead Gerald (Bruce Greenwood), while Jessie (Carla Gugino) desperately tries to fend it off from her spot on the bed. Jessie also hallucinates a physical manifestation of her subconscious (which looks exactly like her, except not as sweaty and not as chained to the bed), as well as one of her dead husband. The two interact with Jessie in a sort of «good cop, bad cop» dynamic, helping her figure out how to get free.

In addition to all these elements, there are flashback sequences that help inform Jessie’s current state, as well as one terrifying monster that I’ll get to in a little bit. All of these aspects combine to make one sincerely tense and gripping film. Yes, it’s a film where a woman is chained to a bed for pretty much the entire running time, but not one minute drags. And that’s pretty spectacular.

2. It’s Chock-Full of Brilliant Performances

One of the things that really helps sell the film is the sheer artistry of Gugino. She offers two incredible performances: one as the real Jessie, who is slowly dying on a bed in lingerie, and the other as hallucination Jessie, who really wants to get her physical body free. There’s something about the way Gugino lives the horror that makes her performance so riveting. She seems to be so lost in her character that, in certain moments, you really believe everything she’s emoting.

Gugino’s performance is supported by the menacing condescension of her smarmy husband, Greenwood, who pulls off the whole «secret douchebag» thing very well. But even the much smaller characters — Jessie’s father (Henry Thomas) and the 12-year-old version of Jessie (Chiara Aurelia) — shine in their minimal roles. All of these turns swirl together to make an incredibly believable and powerful story, horror aside.

3. One Aspect of the Film Will Keep You Up at Night

Remember that terrifying monster I mentioned earlier? He’s referred to as the «Moonlight Man» during the film, and I promise he’ll give you nightmares. During her first night, Jessie hallucinates a large man standing in the corner. He has white skin, a bald head, and hauntingly ghoulish eyes. He’s abnormally tall, and his overly long limbs dangle in strange and unsettling ways. As soon as Jessie notices him, he ambles from the shadows in the corner and opens his special box. It’s filled with treasures: jewelry and bones and other miscellaneous trinkets.

The Moonlight Man pops up a couple of other times. At one point, Jessie awakens to find he’s licking her toes and kicks him off. She comes to believe he’s death himself and that he’s there to collect her dying soul. I don’t want to give away too much else about the Moonlight Man and his part in the plot, but let’s just say he’s the creature that really stuck with me after watching the film. You’re going to be checking the darkest corners of your house for a while, I promise.

4. There’s One Especially Gruesome Scene That You Won’t Forget

If the slow psychological scares and the horror of the Moonlight Man don’t get you, then this one scene will. Again, I don’t want to spoil it, but let’s just say Jessie’s only way to escape is very gruesome and bloody, and it’s depicted with brutal and graphic realism. A friend of mine said he literally barfed after watching it. Another confirmed that all of his coworkers were just as disturbed as he was. I’m not too queasy when it comes to things like this, and I definitely wasn’t that physically affected, but let’s just say it’s a lot. There’s a treat for every kind of horror fan in Gerald’s Game.

5. The Thematic Significance Is Striking and Nuanced

In trying to free herself, Jessie must reckon with the actions that put her in these handcuffs in the first place. This is why we go into flashbacks: to uncover her disturbing past, and to figure out why she married a slightly abusive garbage monster like Gerald. The incredible thing is, each specific recollection gives her information about how she can escape. The more she digs in and processes her own traumas, the closer she gets to freeing herself from the literal shackles that keep her chained to the bed. Once she’s truly reconciled with everything that’s happened to her, she gets the final piece of the puzzle that will give her freedom.

This kind of thematic payoff is so striking and hard to ignore. While Jessie is literally handcuffed, her emotional journey is so steeped in metaphor that her allegorical story can clearly apply to any victim of trauma. And that chilling epiphany is perhaps what makes Gerald’s Game such a great film. It’s definitely horror, and it will definitely scare you, but once you scrape off the skin and look at all the tendons underneath (wink wink), you’ll find that it’s so much more.

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Justin Timberlake Is In Talks To Perform At The 2018 Super Bowl Halftime Show

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According to UsWeekly, the NFL has chosen who they want to headline their Super Bowl halftime show in Minneapolis on February 4, 2018. It would have been Jay Z, but he reportedly turned them down. So instead they’re going with Super Bowl halftime show veteran and inoffensive dog whistler Justin Timberlake.

A source tells UsWeekly that details are currently being “finalized,” and the source adds that as of right now, it would just be Justin and no surprise guests. Sort of like Lady Gaga’s performance last year.

That’s not what I wanted to hear, Super Bowl source. I’m only on board for a Justin Timberlake Halftime Show if there’s a chance the rest of NSYNC will rise up from the floor, or Britney Spears will appear in silver lace-up crotch football pants. I’m certainly not looking forward to Justin most-likely closing the show with “Can’t Stop The Feeling.” I’ve been trying to rid my mind of that song ever since my grocery store played it on repeat. The second I hear “I got this feeling,” I will switch back to the Puppy Bowl Halftime Show to watch a cat drop a turd on the field.

The only thing the NFL has confirmed so far is that they aren’t confirming anything. Entertainment Tonight says the NFL gave them the same response they gave about Jay Z:

“No decisions have been made on the performer(s) and we are not going to speculate on particular artists. Along with Pepsi, we know that we will put on a spectacular show. When it is time to announce her name we will do it. Or his name. Or their names.”

However, a source tells ET that Justin Timberlake is “the guy,” and that the NFL has wanted him “for a long time.

If Justin does perform at Super Bowl LII, it would mark the fourteenth anniversary of the time he exposed Janet Jackson’s pierced nipple and created a scandal. If Justin believes in karma, he better think strongly about reinforcing the crotch of his pants. Besides Jimmy Fallon, I don’t think there are too many people at home that want to see a surprise appearance by Justin’s balls.

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Get Ready For 2004 Flashbacks, Because Justin Timberlake Might Perform at the Super Bowl

If you still have «Can’t Stop the Feeling» on repeat, we have some good news. Us Weekly reports that there’s a pretty big chance 2018’s Super Bowl halftime show performer will be Justin Timberlake. A source revealed the 36-year-old singer «is finalizing» a deal, and that «as of right now, it will just be Justin — no surprise performers.» No matter how you feel about Justin’s music, there’s no denying that he’s a gifted live performer. Not only that, but this wouldn’t be his first time at the Super Bowl, either.

As you might recall, the dad to 2-year-old Silas joined Janet Jackson at the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show. Unfortunately, their spirited performance of «Rock Your Body» ended in controversy when Justin accidentally ripped off part of Janet’s top, revealing her bare breast underneath. The incident birthed the term «nipplegate» and resulted in the Federal Communications Commission cracking down on new policies regarding TV events, including implementing a five-second broadcast delay during live performances from then on.

Like Lady Gaga last year, the 10-time Grammy winner is in the midst of creating new music. Justin’s fifth solo album is in the works, so a high-profile event like the Super Bowl halftime show would be the perfect opportunity to debut new music. The game is scheduled to take place in Minneapolis on Feb. 4.

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Jay-Z May Have Turned Down The Super Bowl

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When you’re a true ORIGINAL rap mogul like Jay-Z, you don’t want to be some poser, so taking a page from the Beyoncé playbook and performing the halftime show at the Super Bowl isn’t going to cut it. Leave that kinda shit to Kanye West. He needs the checkCBS Sports says Jay turned down an invite to perform at Super Bowl LII in Minneapolis. Poor Super Bowl is going to head to happy hour early tonight to drown its sorrows from all the rejection. First Adele passed it over last year, and now they can’t get Jay.

Before the Super Bowl pops on some Dashboard Confessional and cries itself to sleep, the NFL seems to make it seem like they haven’t officially done anything yet:

“No decisions have been made on the performer(s) and we are not going to speculate on particular artists. Along with Pepsi, we know that we will put on a spectacular show. When it is time to announce her name we will do it. Or his name. Or their names.”

Their names! Does this mean we have a chance of the Osmonds and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir?! I kinda get Jay’s thinking. How the hell are you supposed to get through “99 Problems” when the actors paid to act like fans rushing the field are standing their bored while waiting for a surprise appearance by your wife?

Speaking of his wife, that mammoth Beyhive buzzing you hear over Brooklyn today is from the news that Beyonce will perform at a hurricane relief benefit concert at the Barclays Center in October. Jay and other Roc Nation artists will also be there, but all anyone should care about is if there’s some Dreamgirls kinda shit going on in the performance where Bey relegates Blue Ivy to backup and Sir and Rumi battle for second-lead vocalist in their debut performance!

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10 People Who Feel Lied to Because Pennywise From It Is Super Sexy in Real Life

The highly anticipated remake of Stephen King’s It hit theaters last week just in time to kick-start your nightmares ahead of Halloween. While many people lost sleep and probably a few bodily fluids due to the terrifying nature of the film, there are also some very strong reactions about something else: finding out Pennywise, aka Bill Skarsgard, is hot as hell in real life. People were understandably shook after googling the handsome actor and realizing there is nothing scary about him once you take away the clown makeup. Between his beautiful eyes and perfect smolder, we agree with these hilarious reactions.

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Amber Ruffin Singing Super Mario Bros. Is Everything You Need For Your Friday

I legitimately don’t understand why it isn’t Late Night With Amber Ruffin yet. Unless she has vocally and actively said that she doesn’t want to appear on the show more, I have no idea why she isn’t in each segment. Even during the interviews. Just have her come out, and do a segment called «Amber Finally Asks Celebrities Questions People Really Want To Hear.» Like «How bad does your body hair get when you’re not filming?» and «Seriously, what do you do when Daniel Craig gets gassy on set? Do you have to ignore it? Or does he joke along? What about Julia Roberts?»

But until then, we’ll have to settle for Amber perfectly addressing those recent «Mario is no longer a plumber» rumors.

Oh, and Amber? One-hundred-percent would buy that hat.

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Robert Kraft Gave The Kid Who Found Tom Brady’s Stolen Super Bowl Jersey Tickets To Tonight’s Game

Remember Dylan Wagner, the 19-year-old internet detective who did the FBI’s job better than them and found Tom Brady’s stolen Super Bowl 51 jersey just by doing a little eBay searching? Well, he made his way out to Foxborough today from Seattle to collect his reward for being the sleuth of the year.

As you would expect, the Patriots are showering this kid with gifts for saving their asses from an embarrassing story and losing an incredibly valuable piece of memorabilia. Bob Kraft himself even came out to greet the kid and give him a new Brady jersey, tickets to tonight’s game, and sideline passes.

Now, if I’m this kid I milk this for all it’s worth. Maybe try and finagle a future job with the team once he graduates college, or see if Brady needs a personal ball boy or something. These gifts are sweet, but I’m telling you, Dylan, you can really capitalize on this situation if you put your mind to it.


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