Proud Dad Jameis Spent His Father’s Day Playing Frisbee With His Fur Baby Girl


I like to check with Jameis from time to time during the offseason to see what’s going on in his life now that it’s quiet and his Florida State drama is long gone. From what I’ve come to learn about the guy from his social media trail, Famous leads a very quiet life at his Florida house and really seems to enjoy hanging out with his doodle. I know, it’s still shocking to me too.

And that’s how he spent his Father’s Day. With his fur baby girl doodle doing what dog dads do: throw the frisbee and make videos of the dog cooling off in the pool.

I don’t know why, but I’m mesmerized by Jameis baby talking his doodle. It’s stuff you don’t see in the media. Now I know what FSU fans were talking about when they said the media doesn’t show the good or soft side of Jameis. It’s definitely a media bias.

Not me. I’ve been on this Jameis/doodle train from the beginning. And I can’t stop watching him interact with that dog. I smell a Fox NFL Sunday feature brewing.

That’s a proud dad right here:


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Poor Ole’ Josh Duggar Is Playing The Victim Now 

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Yes, that is what you see when your uberPOOL ride to HELL pulls up.

Jessa, Jill, Jinger and Joy Duggar all filed a breach of privacy lawsuit against InTouch Weekly, the City of Springdale and the police department earlier this month. The four Duggar sisters said that they were minors when they talked to the police about Josh Duggar molesting them and their files should’ve been sealed for the rest of eternity. As we all know, InTouch Weekly used the Freedom of Information Act to get the police reports, which eventually led to the temporary downfall of the Creepy Quiverfull Kingdom of Crunchy Curls and Tater Tot Casserole.

TMZ says that Josh has filed documents asking to join his sisters’ beach of privacy lawsuit, because like them, he was told by the cops in 2006 that his case would stay private. Since he wasn’t charged, he doesn’t think the reports should’ve gone public. Like his sisters, he wants $ $ $ $ from the City of Springfield, Arkansas, the police department and the publishers of InTouch. In the documents Josh filed, he shamelessly farts up that he’s a victim and has been traumatized by the world finding out that he molested this sisters.

While reading this chunky skid mark of words, you may learn that you have a talent for rolling your eyes, heaving, laughing and punching the screen at the same time!

Duggar says once the story came out, it caused him mental anguish and humiliation. He played up the sympathy card in the docs, saying he was “victimized and forced to relieve the painful and difficult circumstances of a traumatic experience as a juvenile.”

The Daily Mail added even more layers of fucked-up fuckery by saying that in Josh’s documents, he claims that “released reports have subjected him to exposure only in an intensely negative light for actions he engaged in as an indiscreet youth and that will continue to haunt him and cause him financial and emotional injury for the rest of his life.”

Indiscreet youth = child touching. That dingle definitely came from the mind of Jim Bob Duggar.

But poor Josh Duggar. Can’t a rotting potato molest his sisters without it ruining his life? And if Josh Duggar gets any money out of this, then he sort of got paid to molest his sisters. Even Pimp Mama Kris just dropped the woodland creature she was planning to sacrifice to Satan to throw holy water at Josh Duggar while making the sign of the cross.

Pic: @joshduggar

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Alec Baldwin Is Playing Captain Save-A-Ho For Kathy Griffin

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That’s a superhero movie I actually want to see! (Wonder Woman left me feeling empty, despite all the reviews.) Rueful comedienne Kathy Griffin has split our nation down the center (*eye-roll*) and finally defined her comedic legacy – fake decapitated POTUS heads and weepy press conferences! While Trumpets want HER head, and the rest of us roll our eyes at a bad choice exacerbated by attention whoring, celebrities are coming to Kathy’s defense.

One ragey famous person who is no stranger to saying crazy shit and getting called on it is Alec Baldwin. “Our Greatest Living Trump Impersonator” pulled on his superhero tights and cape and flew to Twitter to take some bullets for Ms. Griffin.

Alec brought up an incident where he went on Conan O’Brien’s show in 1998 and joked about stoning a politician to death. It didn’t go over well for Alec. Actually, I thought him going after the barista was worse. Who cares about politicians? Baristas slake our thirst! And didn’t he use homophobic language? Although, I’ve recycled “uptight queen” on occasion, but I’m allowed to, because I like boys. Anyway, here’s Alec’s statement, via USWeekly:

“The whole Henry Hyde thing w Conan, where we bring out an oxygen mask at the end? a joke. That’s what I thought. That’s what we intended. No one walked out of the studio and said, ‘No! We’re serious!’ No one. but all your gutless, weasels in the GOP insisted that I actually threatened Hyde. They played the victim beautifully.”

One could argue that Kathleen is also playing the victim beautifully, but I’ll keep my mouth shut and keep copying and pasting.

The Match Game host then told Griffin, 56, to ignore the haters — and the president himself. “Kathy…f–k them,” he tweeted. “F–k them all. No 1 believes u meant 2 threaten Trump. Trump is such a senile idiot, all he has is Twitter fights. Ignore him. Like the leaders of all the other countries in the world. Ignore him.”

When #TrumpHead2017 first went down, President TwitterFingers tweeted that Kathy should be “ashamed of herself” and that his 10-year-old son Barron was traumatized. Alec decided to tweet some more on it.

“Do you honestly believe that a stand up comedienne who has alternately entertained and offended audiences for decades, woke up one day and decided to kill the President or anyone for that matter? This demonizing of Kathy Griffin is another ridiculous distraction.”

That’s very gallant of Alec. He understands anger-based humor better than anyone. After all, he is married to a woman named Hilarious who does yoga on planes. You’d HAVE to have a vast sense of humor to get through that.

Pic: WENN

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Tom Brady Goes Into Full Dad Mode While Playing Football With Son Jack

Tom Brady‘s son seems to be following in his footsteps! On Friday, the Patriots quarterback and his 9-year-old son, Jack, participated in a charity football match in support of Best Buddies International at Harvard Stadium in Massachusetts. The nonprofit organization aims to enhance the lives of people with intellectual and developmental disabilities, and once again, Jack stole the spotlight from his famous dad. Not only did Jack score several touchdowns, but he appeared to have a blast as he ran passes next to his dad while dressed in khaki shorts, a white polo, and white and blue sneakers.

The proud dad even shared a cute video of the two hugging on Instagram, writing, «Proud of my son/long snapper tonight in the @bestbuddies football game #bradytobrady.» Jack is Tom’s oldest son, whom he shares with ex Bridget Moynahan. He has two other children with wife Gisele Bündchen, Benjamin, 7, and Vivian, 4.

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One Thing To Look Forward To This Year: Charo Is Playing The Queen Of England In “Sharknado 5”

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I don’t know if the foolery providers behind Sharknado give zero fucks or give way too many fucks. I think it’s the second one, but I’m not hating, because they have done what the makers of The Crown should’ve done: they cast Charo as the Queen of England in Sharknado 5: Global Swarming! The tagline for that mess is, “Make America Bait Again!” That’s got me thinking. If Trump never ran for president and SyFy cast him as the president in a Sharknado movie, we’d be like, “Oh, SyFy, time to stop lacing your crack with LSD!

Each Sharknado movie is more unwatchable than the one before it and that’s coming from someone who has seen every episode of The Bad Girls Club and love every second. So it’s nice to see that SyFy decided to switch things up and take the series from manufactured campiness to serious drama. Deadline says that Sharknado 5 takes place all over the world, and SyFy has brought in several highly-esteemed actors to play highly important roles. Besides Charo playing THE QUEEN, Fabio will play the Pope and Chris Kattan will play the British PM. I know, you’d think that Merchant Ivory Productions took over the Sharknado franchise.

Gilbert Gottfried, Kathie Lee Gifford, Hoda Kotb, Clay Aiken, Tony Hawk, Olivia Newton-John, Bret Michaels and Margaret Cho are also in the cast. Deadline explains the plot like this:

In this latest iteration, the mission gets personal for Fin Shepard (Ian Ziering) and his bionic wife, April (Tara Reid), when their young son gets trapped in a traveling ‘nado and transported all over the world. From London to Rio, Tokyo, Rome and Amsterdam, the heroes seek assistance from royals, scholars, Olympians and news talking heads in their epic battle.

Imagine Charo saying, “Cuchi! Cuchi! Cuchi!“, in a British accent while holding a pocketbook and surrounded by Corgis? Every actress who’s in a TV movie this year just made a mental note to not even bother submitting herself for the Best Actress Emmy. Charo’s name is probably getting engraved onto an Emmy as I type this!

Pic: Wenn.com, Royal Exhibitions 

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Shoutout to LaVar Ball For Masterfully Playing Off This Brick

Last week, Ice Cube issued a challenge to Big Baller Brand founder/spokesman/hypeman LaVar Ball: make a “Big 3” four-point shot (30 feet) and he’ll buy 10 pairs of ZO2s ($ 4,950 not including tax):

Now LaVar is the biggest baller in the streets today (at least that’s he tells us on “First Take” and “Undisputed”), so you better believe he jumped on this marketing opportunity and accepted Cube’s challenge.

Of course, this is big baller Lavar, so he threw down his own selfish ultimatum before showing off that sweet stroke:

Undoubtedly one of the loudest bricks I’ve ever heard in my life, but goddamn did he sell a made shot there.

Recommended reading for all the big ballers:


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New Universal Monster Movies Has An Actual Monster Playing ‘The Invisible Man’

Universal Studios has trotted out their catalog of classic monsters in a few film outings (the shitty The Wolfman of 2010 and the shitty Dracula Untold) and several haunted houses in their annual Halloween Horror Nights. Other than that, they’ve been relics of a simpler time in film and fear. Now, beginning with Tom Cruise in The Mummy June 9th, Universal is ready to reboot all of their monster movies in what they are calling Dark Universe. Let’s hope they don’t forget why their iconic monsters frightened us all in the first place.

In keeping with their kickoff of the Dark Universe being held in the superstar hands of Cruise, Universal has already made deals for some of their new monsters. Johnny Depp, professional garbage monster, will star in the reboot of The Invisible Man. At least no one will have to see his smug face in that one.

Russell Crowe appears in this summer’s The Mummy, but you may recognize his character’s name: Dr. Henry Jekyll. Jekyll is the head of the company that ties all of the rebooted monster movies together: Prodigium.

Javier Bardem is set to play Frankenstein’s monster in the next Dark Universe movie, which will be the David Koepp penned Bride of Frankenstein. There is not yet a bride for Bardem, but the movie is set for release in 2019 and will be directed by Bill Condon (Beauty and the Beast). They have time.

In addition to Koepp, the main creative drivers in this endeavor are director Alex Kurtzman (The Mummy), writer Chris Morgan (The Fast and the Furious franchise), and writer-director Christoper McQuarrie (Edge of Tomorrow). Let’s hope they don’t shit the bed. We need some these classic monsters to have their second time under the blood red moon.

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Here are the Ball Brothers Playing Pickup at 24 Hour Fitness

LaVar Ball has decided to stay low key and not say crazy sh—t a day after telling FS1’s Kristine Leahy to “stay in her lane,” which means we have a rare opportunity to blog about the actual Ballers in the family, Lonzo, LaMelo and LiAngelo.

That’s right. If you’re a Lakers fan who’s already exhausted all the Lonzo highlight videos on YouTube, go ahead and watch your franchise savior dominate scrubs at the Chino Hills 24 Hour Fitness. According to YouTuber EA Espina, this pickup game went down the same night the Lakers won the second pick in the draft:


Immediate observations:

1) Don’t care if the shot is going in, Lonzo’s form makes me want to vomit
2) Still no ZO2s
3) Had no idea which one was LiAngelo until I Googled him


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