The new TV spot for Logan Lucky brings all the red, white, and blue and I am here for it. Did you know LeAnn Rimes still sings and stuff? Cuz I didn’t!
Marking Steven Soderbergh’s long-awaited return to film (his last feature was 2013’s Side Effects, but he’s been keeping busy with TV work, directing Behind The Candelabra and The Knick), Logan Lucky looks like a southern fried version of Ocean’s Eleven. But instead of a Vegas casino, the heist this time involves Nascar. As usual though, he’s managed to assemble quite the cast. Channing Tatum and Adam Driver play the down-on-their-luck Logan brothers, who recruit their sister (Riley Keough, The Girlfriend Experience) and the delightfully named explosives expert Joe Bang (played by a platinum blonde Daniel Craig) to pull off the job. Rounding out the cast are Hilary Swank, Seth MacFarlane, Katie Holmes, and Sebastian Stan amongst others.
Seriously though, I will be shocked if Daniel Craig doesn’t walk away with the whole damn film. He looks DELIGHTFUL, and seems to be having a blast. James Bond who, amirite?
Logan Lucky comes out August 18th. And if you missed it the first time, check out the full length trailer here.
Do you hear that? It’s the sound of your beach bag begging you to stuff it with the Summer’s best new books. If you’ve already whizzed through our top picks for June, it’s time to take a quick peek at what’s hitting shelves in July. Need some breezy chick lit, nerdy self-help, or a tense, page-turning thriller? No matter what you’re into, we’ve got you covered.
Ready to kick your Summer up a notch? Netflix has finally released the list of all the new titles coming this July, and it’s pretty stacked. Whether you want to cry (Titanic), laugh (The Standups), or binge a new show until the sun comes up (might we suggest Ozark?), Netflix has you covered. Take a look at what’s being added below.
Titanic (Watch now!)
The Originals season four (Watch now!)
Free Willy (Watch now!)
Disney’s The Mighty Ducks (Watch now!)
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (Watch now!)
Capo «El amo del tunel» season one (Watch now!)
El Barco season one (Watch now!)
The Truth Is in the Stars (Watch now!)
Deep Water season one (Watch now!)
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (Watch now!)
Zip & Zap and the Marble Gang (Watch now!)
Albion: The Enchanted Stallion (Watch now!)
Liar’s Dice (Watch now!)
Offspring season six (Watch now!)
Boat Trip (Watch now!)
Mixed Signals (Watch now!)
Delicatessen (Watch now!)
Caramel (Watch now!)
Yours Fatefully season one (Watch now!)
The Ultimatum season one (Watch now!)
Yes We Can! season one (Watch now!)
Spice Up season one (Watch now!)
World at Your Feet season one (Watch now!)
Emma (Watch now!)
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (Watch now!)
Last Night (Watch now!)
Witnesses season two (Watch now!)
The Longest Yard (Watch now!)
Jackass: Number Two (Watch now!)
Punch-Drunk Love (Watch now!)
Are We There Yet? (Watch now!)
Are We Done Yet? (Watch now!)
The Land Before Time (Watch now!)
Dad (Watch now!)
The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure (Watch now!)
The Land Before Time III: The Time of the Great Giving (Watch now!)
Here Alone (Watch now!)
Spawn: The Movie (Watch now!)
Code Name: The Cleaner (Watch now!)
The Astronaut Farmer (Watch now!)
Best in Show (Watch now!)
Proof of Life (Watch now!)
Matchstick Men (Watch now!)
Taking Lives (Watch now!)
Police Academy (Watch now!)
El Chema season one (Watch now!)
Diamond Cartel (Watch now!)
Extraordinary: The Stan Romanek Story (Watch now!)
The Standups season one (Watch now!)
iZombie season three (Watch now!)
Speech & Debate (Watch now!)
The Void (Watch now!)
Butter (Watch now!)
Castlevania season one (Watch now!)
Dawn of the Croods season four (Watch now!)
Degrassi: Next Class season four (Watch now!)
Luna Petunia season two (Watch now!)
1 Mile to You (Watch now!)
Bad Santa 2 (Watch now!)
Horse Dancer (Watch now!)
Lion (Watch now!)
Gabriel Iglesias Presents The Gentleman Jerry Rocha (Watch now!)
Friends From College season one
To the Bone
Buddy Thunderstruck: The Maybe Pile
Rake season four
West Coast Customs season four
Fittest on Earth: A Decade of Fitness
A Cowgirl’s Story
Aditi Mittal: Things They Wouldn’t Let Me Say
Ari Shaffir: Double Negative: Collection
Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce season 3
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Pretty Little Liars season seven B
Ozark season one
Last Chance U season two
The Worst Witch season one
Joe Mande’s Award-Winning Comedy Special
The Incredible Jessica James
Daughters of Destiny season one
The Adventures of Puss in Boots season five
After the Reality
Being Mary Jane: The Series season four
The season seven premiere of Game of Thrones is now painfully close, and the cast celebrated the return of their hit HBO show in LA on Wednesday night. Stars like Kit Harington and Rose Leslie, who are also a real-life couple, Maisie Williams, Sophie Turner, Liam Cunningham, Gwendoline Christie, John Bradley-West, and Nathalie Emmanuel hit the red carpet at Walt Disney Concert Hall. In addition to Kit and Rose being all sorts of cute, we also got a few thumbs up from certain cast members, which we’re just going to assume means our favorite characters won’t all be brutally killed off this season (that’s definitely not true, but we can dream, right?). Sadly, Emilia Clarke was noticeably missing from the party, but thankfully she’ll return to our lives in a major way on Sunday night. Oh, and those White Walkers? They were too busy sightseeing around London.
That memory you have from yesterday of you deep throating two charbroiled hot dogs as your friend lit a sparkler that was stuck in your asshole in the name of freedom is just a figment of your imagination. That didn’t happen, because Fourth of July didn’t happen. There were no fireworks. There were no BBQs. There was no family party where your auntie got drunk on Svedka and La Vie (aka Aldi’s bootleg La Croix) while dropping it low on the concrete patio to Night Ranger’s (You Can Still Rock) In America. None of that happened yesterday because Fourth of July got canceled since it seems like Taylor Swift didn’t throw her annual Taymerica extravaganza. Every bald eagle is probably drowning in a puddle of their own tears while in the fetal position on the ground somewhere.
For the past three years, Taylor Swift’s Rhode Island beachfront estate became one giant patriotic diarrhea puddle on July 4. Tay Tay’s squad members gathered at the Rhode Island lair of their leader to fulfill the part of their squad contract that states that they must spend their Fourth of July at her house where they must spam their social media followers with pictures of them looking like they’re having OMG SO MUCH FUN! Tom Hiddleston will forever know the Fourth of July as the day he lost all of his dignity, because around this time last year is when he papped with that embarrassing skid mark (I Heart T.S.) on his tank top.
But this year, there was no sign of Taylor, her latest boyfriend or her squad members. Don’t me wrong, though. That doesn’t mean that Taylor’s mansion didn’t host a party. It hosted an even hotter party. A party that I’d actually want to go to. The paps got pictures of a group of oldies (including Taylor’s parents, probably) sitting around and most likely talking about riveting stuff like the difference in side effects between Trulance and Amitiza. Now THIS is a party:
So Taylor not going all out on Fourth of July is probably part of her transformation into ~oh-so-private~ Tay Tay. That’s great for everyone who is sick of seeing her, but it’s bad and sad news for America. America has already been through so much, and then yesterday its heart really broke from the true creator of Fourth of July not publicly wishing it a happy birthday. Yesterday America was a 5-year-old me, sitting by the window all day waiting for its dad (Taylor) to show up and take it to McDonald’s for its birthday. I hope Taylor at least does what my dad did: send America a recycled birthday card with a wrinkled, busted and ugly $ 5 bill in it.
And here’s two of Taylor’s (ex?) squad members, Karlie Kloss and Cara Delawhatever, spending their Fourth in Paris with one of Tay Tay’s arch rivals Kendull Jenner! This is probably the most interesting thing that Karlie Kloss has ever done.
After years of flooding our Instagram accounts with photos from her epic Fourth of July parties (never forget that «I [heart] T.S.» tank top worn by Tom Hiddleston in 2016), it appears Taylor Swift chose to skip it this year. Even though an inflatable slide was spotted by the pool of her Rhode Island mansion this weekend, the only ones enjoying the massive beachfront property were Taylor’s parents, Scott and Andrea. Taylor’s dad even reportedly sent over 1989 guitar picks to hopeful fans waiting outside with «We Love You Taylor» signs.
So where was the «Bad Blood» singer and her infamous squad? Cara Delevingne and Karlie Kloss were busy living it up at Paris Fashion Week, while Blake Lively enjoyed some quality family time (she snapped a photo with her nephew, Baylen Johnson). As for Taylor, it seems like the pop star is still laying low with her new British beau, Joe Alwyn. «Taylor has been insanely private about her relationship with Joe,» a source previously told People. «She wanted to get to know him without any chaos. She has learned from the past.» I guess that means Joe won’t be sporting any Taylor-themed tank tops anytime soon.
What did Chuck Knoblauch, who has a couple mugshots on Google Image Search (and this wild story I blogged back in 2012), do on the 4th of July? He fired up Twitter — hadn’t tweeted much since May — and went on a rant aimed at Roots Sports SW analyst Mike Stanton, his former Yankees teammate. It goes deeper than that — these two were on the Yankees three peat teams (1998-2000). You’d think they’d be boys.
Here’s Chuck last night going after the wrong Stanton. The Astros beat Atlanta 16-4. It’s hard to tell what has Knobs all fired up.
Chuck also went after Root analyst Geoff Blum. Here’s the odd part about going after Blum…Blum’s on vacation!
Apparently my reach is further & more wide spread than I thought
— Geoff Blum (@blummer27) July 5, 2017