For the first time since the election, Jared Kushner spoke publicly earlier today. It was also the first time many of us had heard his voice before. What was he saying? Oh, who cares? I think he droned on for a while about doohickeys and thingamajigs. The important thing is, Kushner has a voice, and he used it.
He speaks! Have you ever heard Jared Kushner's voice before? Here you go. pic.twitter.com/QKElf1bynn
— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) June 19, 2017
Having heard his voice for the first time, Twitter was not impressed. Hilariously so.
No wonder Jared Kushner never speaks in public.
— Mike Osterrieder (@mikeo90) June 19, 2017
Wow, no wonder Jared Kushner never speaks. Guy sounds like a NERD!
— Brendan Cunningham (@cunningham61) June 19, 2017
Apparently Jared Kushner has a voice, but he has about as much business addressing tech CEOs as my dog Shep.
— Amy Siskind (@Amy_Siskind) June 19, 2017
No wonder Kushner never speaks. pic.twitter.com/6hxpXbQEEY
— Nina (@TheNinasphere) June 19, 2017
Holy crap. Kushner speaks. And his solutions sound like a new "office administrator" rolling out cloud based emails ala Joan Holloway pic.twitter.com/0jqLMAQChT
— HMP_GMB (@Inspired_Grace) June 19, 2017
Kushner speaks! He sounds like the guy who's consistently the last person waved into a group photo.
— Julie Sharbutt (@juliesharbutt) June 19, 2017
Kushner finally speaks—how anticlimactic! He seems like a frightened little boy reading out loud in front of the class, & sadly boooring.
— Theimpishartist (@theimpishartist) June 19, 2017
He's totally destroyed the mystique Jared Kushner speaks
— Andrea Kay (@Ollie1Frankie2) June 19, 2017
Imagine Jared Kushner finally speaks in a hearing and has the angelic voice of Diva Plavalaguna from the film The Fifth Element
— Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) June 16, 2017
HE SPEAKS!!!! Jared Kushner just did a presser. Wow. Now we know he has a voice but his eyes are still dead.
— Gerry (@FromTulsa) June 19, 2017
he finally speaks.
and jared #kushner sounds exactly as he looks.
a smarmy little weasel.
— sterling jon (@artfulgrouser) June 19, 2017
The mystery is gone. He’s just another douchey weasel in a suit now. Meanwhile, Bloomberg may have found a connection between Kushner and Paul Manafort, so we may get to hear his voice again soon. Under oath.