Jared Kushner Is Likely Toast

Before the big news, quickly the other big news: It looks like the Senate has the votes to pass the GOP tax plan. They do not, as of this writing, yet have a final bill, and they’re adding amendments left and right (many to provide loopholes to certain corporations/constituencies). It’s still gotta go back to the House, and then the Senate will need to vote on any changes, but it looks like it will probably get done, unless of course Donald Trump is drummed out of office by Monday.

That’s not going to happen.

However, it does appear that Jared Kushner is next in line. NBC, Bloomberg and the AP are reporting that he is the «very senior adviser» who directed Michael Flynn’s contacts with Russia.

OK, so where does that leave us? It’s all speculative at this point, but here is my guess: Kushner is toast. However, I think on the Russian collusion/coordination question, he’s the end of the line. I think that Kushner orchestrated it all behind the scenes. I also think that Trump knew about it, and benefited from it, but I don’t think he actually coordinated/colluded. (Trump wouldn’t know how). Honestly, I think that Trump probably took all his cues from Kushner who he — as you recall at the time — basically thought of as the golden boy who could do no wrong (Trump’s opinion of his son-in-law has soured some since then). Kushner, recall, was the one who tried to set up a SECRET BACK CHANNEL to communicate with Russia.

I don’t think Kushner is going to flip, because I think that he’s the end of the line. I think he’s going to face a nice long prison sentence. However, I think there is plenty of evidence to get Trump for obstruction of justice, many of those steps of which were taken to protect not only himself but Michael Flynn and Jared Kushner. I suspect Trump may engage in even more obstruction as he attempts to protect himself and Kushner from what’s about to hit them.

Total speculation, of course.


I Can’t Wait To Hear About The Stupid Method Shit That Jared Leto Is Going To Do While Playing Hugh Hefner 


It hasn’t even been a week since Hugh Hefner’s corpse moved next door to Marilyn Monroe’s corpse (in possibly related news, Marilyn Monroe’s corpse requested a crypt change), but Hollywood is already making moves to bring his biopic to the big screen. Brett Ratner (who directed the Rush Hour movies and who jacked his shrimp dick to Olivia Munn while eating actual shrimp) has been trying to get a Hugh Hefner biopic made for almost ten years. It’s now one step closer to happening, because the only actor who has truly ever acted Jared Leto has signed on to slip into some silk pajamas to play Hugh Hefner. This is great news for ophthalmologists, because they’re going to get a ton of new business from people who break their eye muscles from rolling them so hard while listening to how method Jared got to play Hef.

The Hollywood Reporter says that Brett Ratner’s Hef movie was originally at Universal Pictures, and Robert Downey Jr. was attached to star at one point. But that was a long time ago, and now Brett has the rights to Hef’s story and is planning to produce the movie through his own production company. Jared was gracious enough to offer up his thespian services, and Brett took him up on his offer. Brett stuck his tongue all the way up Jared’s method hole while saying this:

“Jared is an old friend. When he heard I got the rights to Hef’s story, he told me, ‘I want to play him. I want to understand him.’ And I really believe Jared can do it. He’s one of the great actors of today.”

Brett is also planning to reboot the 1960s talk show Playboy After Dark.

My thoughts are with Leonardo DiCaprio’s dick at this time. It’s only second to Hugh Hefner when it comes to fucking the most blonde models, and Brett didn’t even throw it a pity offer to play Hef. It must be so hurt, and tonight, it will cry milky tears onto the cooch of a blonde model.

And since Jared is as method as method can be and will really want to get into the mind of Hugh Hefner, I’m sure he’s going to put together one of Hef’s infamous conveyor belt fuck lines. You know, those lines of plastic blond Playmates who’d take turns riding Hef as Holly Madison’s janitor tongue stood in the wings waiting to clean up? Jared is totally going to do that to prepare to play Hef. But he may want to get insurance first, because if he doesn’t, many a chick is going to sue him for on-the-job injuries after breaking her poon on his supposed brick dick.

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Jared Leto Denied He Gave Used Condoms To The “Suicide Squad” Cast


Hollywood urban legends abound. Was there really a ghost in Three Men and A Baby? Did Richard Gere really put gerbils up his ass? Did Jared Leto really gift his castmates with used condoms? We may never know the truth about the first two but Jared would like to set the record straight on the latter as well as other reports of his OTT method methods. According to Jared, no actual condoms were used in the making of Suicide Squad gift bags… to his knowledge (*cue Joker cackle*).

While promoting Blade Runner 2049 on EW Radio Spotlight, Jared said this about the condom story:

“Most of it was total bullshit,” he says of reports he went above and beyond for the twisted villain. For example? “Like that I was giving used condoms to people, which was not true,” he says. “It doesn’t matter how loud you shout or hold up a sign with your pants off in Times Square — people will run the story that they want.” (Leto joked about the used condoms during a red carpet interview before the film’s release last year.)

But, but, you perpetuated that rumor yourself, you twat! What’s that saying? If it looks like a duck.. yadda yadda yadda. Well Jared certainly looks like an unhinged clown parading around as a serious method actor with no boundaries so… yadda yadda yadda. Jared went on to say that he didn’t actually put the supposed wrap gifts together himself but that he was all in for the fun.

“People were thrilled to [get] them. Whatever the Joker would give, was the idea. I didn’t really even put them together, basically. It was my team and my assistant. We were all having fun with it. It was really touching.” Leto says the gifts included a “porno magazine — plus 60.”

Aha! So he’s admitting there COULD have been used condoms in there. I wouldn’t put it past somebody whose job it is to wrangle Jared to squirt a little mayonnaise in a condom and give it to Will Smith. I mean, who could pass up on that opportunity? The thankless job of being Jared Leto’s assistant would need to have some perks, wouldn’t it?

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Jared Leto Went Method To Play A Blind Man By Blinding Himself


Jared Leto is back to playing the character the was born to play; self-serious method actor/singer/Zoolander reject Jared Leto!

In preparation for his upcoming role in the Blade Runner sequel, Blade Runner 2049, Jared went all-in on playing an evil, blind robutt maker by blinding himself for the duration of the shoot. According to a recent interview with the film’s director Denis Villeneuve, didn’t nobody ask him to do all that.

Jared talked about going blind on purpose during an interview with The Wall Street Journal (viaEntertainment Tonight):

Leto opted to wear specially designed contact lenses that made his eyes look opaque while simultaneously prohibiting visibility. It also required the Oscar winner to be guided around the set.

Denis Villeneuve says he wasn’t really expecting Jared to go that method.

“We all heard stories about Jared, how he transforms into the characters. But even this didn’t prepare me for what was to come,” said Villeneuve, who characterized some of Leto’s acting decisions as “insane.”

Jared is so extra, his director called him insane. Come on Jared, playing blind ain’t really that hard. Just channel Stevie Wonder and greet everybody you meet with a face waterfall. It really is that simple. No need to go overboard!

Still, Denis seemed quite taken with Jared’s extreme make-over. He said Jared brought “energy, tension and excitement” to the set, and then went on to give Jared Ye Olde Hollywood Handjob.

“He could not see at all. He was walking with an assistant, very slowly. It was like seeing Jesus walking into a temple,” he recalled. “Everybody became super silent, and there was a kind of sacred moment. Everyone was in awe. It was so beautiful and powerful – I was moved to tears.”

Tears of laughter, I hope. Here’s a look at creepy blind Jared Leto in Blade Runner 2049:

As we know, this isn’t Jared’s first time at Rodeo Of Self-Masturbatory Method Acting. He’s tortured his already tortured body with a number of Oscar-thirsty weight gains and losses, and tormented his Suicide Squad cast-mates with his I’m The Joker Now shtick. Whereas Joaquin Phoenix’s pseudo-performance art antics eventually fizzled out into a painfully dull middle age, Jared seems to really not get the joke. And in all honestly, I am here for it. Jared Leto is the role of a lifetime, and it’s insane and pretentious and laughably conceited and a whole lot of fun to watch. I say Jared, embrace your inner Brando, and don’t ever change!

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Jared Leto’s Peacocking Self-Flagellation Continues in ‘Blade Runner 2049’

Jared Leto does a lot of bullshit in the name of his ‘craft.’

Well, he says he does. Whether or not he actually follows through with half his pseudo-method posturing is another matter. After gaining a ton of weight to play Mark David Chapman in Chapter 27, a movie basically nobody saw, he took time out to be a middling rockstar before dragging up to win an Oscar for playing a trans woman. Now, we can’t get rid of the fucker. His take on The Joker, somewhere between a Juggalo, Old Gregg from The Mighty Boosh and every news story you see that begins ‘Florida Man’, was prefaced with months of nonsense news stories about his supposed intensity and refusal to drop character, to the point where he sent his fellow cast members sick ‘gifts’ like used anal beads and rats.

There’s some doubt over whether he actually did all that crap or if it was just Warner Bros. trying to make their crappy Suicide Squad film edgier following the disaster of shooting and editing. Leto’s misunderstanding of what methos acting actually is pissed off a lot of people, but he’s a straight white dude so repercussions were never on the table, and now he’s going to appear in Blade Runner 2047 because we never get nice things.

And the bullshit cycle has been reignited. In an interview with the Wall Street Journal, director Denis Villeneuve said of Leto, ‘We all heard stories about Jared, how he transforms into the characters, but even this didn’t prepare me for what was to come.’

In order to play a blind character, Leto decided to wear special contact lenses that restricted his sight, meaning some poor set runner had to be his guide during the entire shoot. How considerate of him. Villeneuve continues, ‘He could not see at all. He was walking with an assistant, very slowly. It was like seeing Jesus walking into a temple. Everybody became super silent, and there was a kind of sacred moment. Everyone was in awe. It was so beautiful and powerful -I was moved to tears.’

I’ve partially lost my sight from rolling my eyes too hard.

Leto said, of his work for the role, ‘I didn’t dive as deep down the rabbit hole as maybe I’ve done before.’ Uh huh. Call me when you method act as a nice dude who’s considerate towards his co-workers and not a wank-rag.


Jared Leto Is Also Confused By All Those Joker Movies

Jared Leto at BBC Radio One Studios

Joker movies are breeding like rabbits these days, with THREE of those suckers in the pipeline. Meanwhile, I’m still waiting on the first Ambiguously Gay Duo movie to hit the screen, and, no, I’m not talking about a VHS tape of me and the other guy in my sixth grade class who also happened to show up to our piano recital dressed up as the Phantom of the Opera.

One of the Joker flicks is an origin story that takes place outside of the DC Extended Universe that Leonardo DiCaprio is reportedly being courted for. The other two include a Joker/Harley Quinn spinoff from Suicide Squad, AS WELL AS the sequel to Suicide Squad that, um, people are begging for?

The most recent Joker, Jared Leto, is a little confused by all these Joker flicks hitting Hollywood like Kelly and Brenda going to prom in the same dress on 90210. He spilled his thoughts during a recent interview with UK YouTube channel On Demand Entertainment (via Entertainment Weekly). When asked to clarify the confusion between all these Joker movies, Jared answered:

“I’m a little confused too. I love the Joker. He’s a great character and really fun character to play. But it’s a big universe, and when you play the Joker, there’s no ownership there. You have the honor of holding the baton for a little while and then passing it off. But there are other films that are in development and I’m excited to see what comes from them.”

Those on the receiving end of Jared’s gifts of dead rats and used cock socks are probably so jealous that Martin Scorsese might get to trade-off Jared’s Joker for Leo. I mean, the worst Leo does when he goes method is reenact 1980s Saturday morning wrestling with CGI animals.

Check out more of Jared at the BBC Radio One studios today below looking far less WTF than the last time we saw him:

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Open Post: Hosted By Jared Leto Performing While Wearing That


The news that Warner Bros. wants Leonardo DiCaprio to replace him as the Joker must have hit Jared Leto pretty hard. Because he took to the stage yesterday at a Berlin gig wearing an ensemble that is even more eclectic than usual for him. That is some visual ennui right there. Leave me alone, I’ve got my house turban on and I’m wrapped in the rug that I stole from the lobby of the Wilderness Lodge at Walt Disney World!

Is he your nana feeling chilly before she leaves for the beauty salon? Did his band, 30 Seconds To Mars, release a concept album about thrift store shopping? Who knows. But Jordan Catalano can still do no wrong in my mom’s eyes. Ever since Angela Chase remarked about how soft his hair was at the back of his head, my mom has thought he was the dreamiest. She’d accept the turban and whatever else he found at a dilapidated gift shop in Santa Fe.

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Best Bros Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki Goof Off on the Golf Course

Whether they’re hitting the red carpet or hitting the green, Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki are just two goofballs at heart. The Supernatural costars and real-life friends hit the green in Surrey, British Columbia, Canada, on Sunday, and it looked like nonstop fun. While Jensen paired his polo and shorts with a white cap, Jared covered up his long hair with a white beanie in between shots. Aside from showing off their impressive swings as they teed up, the two got super into the game as they putted, causing Jared to break out into a victory dance. Gosh, we love their fun-filled bromance.

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Jensen Ackles Surprises Jared Padalecki With a Keg Stand For His Birthday

Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles are known for their fun-loving bromance, so it shouldn’t come as a surprise that they have a hilarious birthday tradition to match. During an appearance on Conan on Wednesday, the Supernatural costars talked about how they usually celebrate getting another year older by doing keg stands and streaking. And thankfully for us, they gave us a little preview in honor of Jared’s 35th birthday. While they didn’t remove their clothes, Jared, a father of three, did take a few swigs from a keg straight from Jensen’s new craft brewery in Austin. Gosh, we love these two.

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Jared Padalecki Pens a Touching Note to His 3 Kids: «You’ve Humbled Me»

Many celebrities celebrated Father’s Day by posting heartwarming messages on social media, but Jared Padalecki decided to shake things up this year. Instead of making the day about him, the Supernatural actor chose to thank his three kids, sons Thomas and Austin and daughter Odette, in a heartwarming note. His wife, Genevieve Cortese, shared his sweet words on her blog, writing, «The kids may be a little too young to fully appreciate it, but one day I hope they read this and know what a great dad they have. When it comes to being a father, Jared has found his calling.»

«I realize Father’s Day was supposed to be about . . . well . . . ‘fathers’ . . . praising them and thanking them and making them feel needed and appreciated. But, as the ‘father’ in this relationship, I wanted to change things up a bit,» he began. «Specifically, I wanted to take this opportunity, after my fifth Father’s Day (and counting), not to say ‘you’re welcome’, but to say ‘thank you.'» Aside from reminiscing about his favorite «dad moments,» he also wrote an extensive list thanking them for all the things they have done, including making him read more and giving him a believable excuse to watch The Lion King and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. «You’ve taught me more than any mentor or teacher ever could,» he continued. «I have your back. Now and always. You’ve humbled me. You’ve helped me rediscover the joy of discovery. You’ve turned my world upside down. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.»

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