If hopes and prayers were effective I would encourage the entire world to have a pray-in for young Sofia Richie. I know, I know, we have bigger things to worry about in #thesetryingtimes than where Scott Disick is currently hiding his Calabasas calabrese but these two are really out here doing the most. As far as fame-whoring goes, Scott is a master yet he’s managed to outdo even himself by creating a tummy turning public spectacle out of announcing he and Sofia’s “official” status. Sofia is practically a child and I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt here when it comes to bad judgement and lay this mess all at Scott’s feet, which I imagine are really gross with toes that are way too long and tan.
During their trip to Miami, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star, 34, made things Instagram official by posting a sweet picture of himself and Richie, 19, on his Instagram story. In the photo, the two are posing together in front of a blue sky, with Disick’s face hiding behind Richie’s.
Apparently Sofia posted a similar photo in an Instagram story as well, making their rumored relationship officially known to the world. Most fame whores would leave it at that but Scott and Sofia took things a step further while out to dinner with friends.
On Saturday, Scott Disick and Sofia Richie not only took their relationship to the Instagram official level, but they also celebrated receiving a “congratulations” cake by kissing on the lips in front of their friends.
Are you ready for dessert? Fair warning, it’s not really a cake but rather a pile of dessert adjacent shrapnel “artfully” littering a plate. If the dessert doesn’t make you lose your appetite, the PDA surely will.
Seriously, who does this? A “congratulations you are fucking” dessert is not a thing! Plus, as People pointed out, the staff of this restaurant misspelled Sofia’s name (they put Sophia) and probably thought the couple were getting engaged or something. And they were engaged; engaged in some next level publicity fuckery.
Here’s another shot of that dessert which should tell you all you need to know about where this relationship is headed.
It’s gonna sit on that plate untouched until the ice cream melts (the ice cream represents Sofia’s youth) and the kitty litter gets soggy (that’s Scott’s ego) and the little mouse turds go stale (those represent the extended family). The poop smeared message stands for itself.