Here’s a Photo of Young Alec Baldwin That Looks a Hell of a Lot Like Ryan Gosling

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I was just in the middle of putting together a really great roundup of hot, nostalgic Alec Baldwin photos when I stumbled upon this treasure from 1985. Immediately, I was overcome with a rush of emotions: not only does Alec Baldwin — who is shown hanging out on the set of Knots Landing when he was about 27 years old — look really f*cking hot, but he also looks remarkably like Ryan Gosling, who also happens to be really f*cking hot (photo of Ryan below for reference). How did I get lucky enough to find this gem? I plan on printing it out, hanging it at my desk, and staring longingly at it for the rest of my life. I encourage you to do the same.

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Here’s an Excerpt from the Galley of the KLF’s Book

We at Jezebel have breathlessly followed the news of the return of the KLF, the Eurodance conceptual artists/professional pranksters who had global pop hits in the late ‘80s and early ‘90s like “3 A.M. Eternal” and “Justified and Ancient” (featuring country legend Tammy Wynette). What began as a mystery that KLF…

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Here’s Sam Darnold Throwing a Dime From the Back of Boat

In case you haven’t heard, USC quarterback Sam Darnold is going first overall in the 2018 NFL Draft. Yes. It’s a bit premature to be talking draft, but that’s what all the “way-too-early” mock drafts say so it must be true.

And it looks like the Darnold hype wagon gained some steam this weekend after he completed a pass to a wake boarder from the back of a moving boat:

You might as well pull the trigger on that custom Darnold jersey now, Jets fans.


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Here’s The Trailer For The “Flatliners” Sequel That I Forgot Was Happening 

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In 2015, it was announced that Hollywood, the Land of No Original Ideas, reached into a bag of past movies to butcher and pulled out Flatliners. It was announced that a remake of Flatliners starring Ellen Page was in the works. Info about more casting has been dropped along the way, but I mostly forgot it was happening until today when the trailer came out.

The plot is pretty much the same as the 1990 Flatliners. A bunch of students take turns stopping and restarting each other’s hearts and their experiment ends up going terribly wrong! The students in this one are played by Ellen (hey, a check is a check), Diego Luna (again, a check is a check), Nina Dobrev, Kiersey Clemons and hot British ginger James Norton. The model with a flatline for a personality Charlotte McKinney did a cameo as a nurse who fucks James Norton. Beatrice Straight from Network currently holds the record for giving the shortest performance (five minutes and two seconds) to ever win an Oscar. I’m guessing that Charlotte McKinney is going to smash that record when her right tit wins Best Supporting Actress and her left tit wins Best Supporting Actor for their performance in Flatliners.

As everyone should know, Kiefer Sutherland, Julia Roberts, Kevin Bacon, Oliver Platt and William Baldwin were in the original Flatliners. Kiefer said last year that he’s playing his original character in the 2017 Flatliners, so this mess is a sequel and not a reboot. What I got from the trailer for Flatterliners is that it needs more of that creepy bullied child Billy Mahoney from the original. I also learned that stopping and starting your heart must jack up your hair game, because nearly everyone’s mane looks a wreck in this.

That looks like a TV movie from the 90s, but I don’t care about the original Flatliners enough to rage about this. Although, I should probably rage anyway as practice for when Hollywood announces other reboots of old Julia Roberts movies I care about, like Pretty Woman starring Jennifer Lawrence, or Dying Young starring Emma Stone, or worse Sleeping with the Enemy starring Emma Watson. Why am I even putting that out there?

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Here’s What’s Been Going on With JTT Since His Teen Heartthrob Days

Every so often, we take a second to reflect on our celebrity crushes of yore, from boy band members to cute TV actors, and wonder: what the hell happened to them? An adorable heartthrob named Jonathan Taylor Thomas (affectionately known as JTT) had a heyday in the ’90s, taking over the covers of teenybopper magazines and making us swoon each week as Randy Taylor on the ABC sitcom Home Improvement. Between 1991 and 1999, JTT’s cute little face and floppy middle-parted hair was also featured in big-screen classics like Man of the House, Tom and Huck, Wild America, and I’ll Be Home For Christmas, and he also lent his voice to Disney’s The Lion King as young Simba. After a smooth run of success, Jonathan Taylor Thomas seemingly disappeared. Poof!

In 2013, Jonathan opened up about his decision to leave the spotlight, telling People that he had «been going nonstop since I was 8 years old,» adding, «I wanted to go to school, to travel, and have a bit of a break.» We’ve dug up details on what JTT has — and hasn’t — been up to since his Teen Beat days — keep reading for the goods, because some of it may surprise you.

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Here’s Prince William Looking Like Our Knight in Shining Armor While Riding a White Horse

Prince William is gearing up for the annual Trooping the Colour parade in London. As Colonel of the Irish Guards, the royal attended The Colonel’s Review for the first time on Saturday. The Colonel’s Review is a military rehearsal for the queen’s birthday parade (also known as Trooping the Colour), which is scheduled to take place on June 17. William braved the heat in a bearskin hat and a red and gold guardsman uniform and practiced his salute while riding on a white horse along with 1,400 soldiers from the Household Division. Queen Elizabeth II was not in attendance for the rehearsal, but she will be front and center for the actual parade as she is every year.

The past two parades have been extraspecial given that they marked Prince George and Princess Charlotte’s Buckingham Palace balcony debuts. In 2015, George wore the same blue outfit William donned when he crossed the same milestone off his list as a kid, and the following year, Charlotte pretty much stole the spotlight from the queen with her adorable antics. We can’t wait to see what the royal family does this year!

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Here’s The Latest Look At Emily Blunt As Mary Poppins

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Mary Poppins Returns, the upcoming sequel to 1964’s Mary Poppins, isn’t out until December 2018, but we’re slowly being fed spoonfuls of it. There’s been the back of Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins, then we saw some on-set pap shots of, again, Emily’s back. Now we’ve got some glossy pics courtesy of Entertainment Weekly.

I’m a ride-or-die for Julie Andrews’ Mary Poppins, so of course I’m going to think that Emily’s version is like a “What you order online vs. What arrives” meme. Especially that hat. I know child care isn’t the most lucrative of careers, but that hat looks like the sort of thing that would make the St. Paul’s pigeon lady flip her a tuppence and point her to the nearest department store. “And get yourself some less-tacky gloves while you’re at it.

Mary Poppins Returns takes place 25 years after the original, this time in the mid-30s. Great Depression London? Sounds fun! Michael Banks, now grown with three kids, loses his wife and is about to lose his house. So Mary pops in and cheers them up with her freaky powers of flight and animated hallucinations. She’s also joined by Jack the Lamplighter (played by Lin-Manuel Miranda). EW has a few promo pics from the film, like this one of Mary and Jack committing a serious act of child endangerment on a roof somewhere.

Sadly, there are no pictures of the only cast member that matters: Mary Poppin’s shady umbrella parrot. I need to know what kind of petty shit it has to say about Mary’s new gloves.

Pic: EW

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