That’s right, all signs point to O.J. getting paroled on Thursday after serving his nearly nine year minimum on a 33 year sentence for armed robbery of sports memorabilia. “Assuming that he’s behaved himself in prison, I don’t think it will be out of line for him to get parole,” said David Roger, the retired Clark County district attorney. That brings up the question of where does the Juice go first with an exclusive interview to make money? ABC would seem to be the favorite here. Maybe there’s a network bidding war with NBC and the Juice makes more than he expects. Look, the networks could use a Juice interview for a couple of weeks. There could be all sorts of teasing. Maybe ABC uses the interview on ESPN around NFL coverage. Same goes for NBC. The news here is that the world of TV has changed since Juice went into the pen back in 2008. He’s going to come out of this just fine…and only 70!
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No long term deal reached for Kirk Cousins. Will make $ 23,943,600 next season or $ 1,408,447 per game.
I didn’t watch a single second of the ASG and it seems, from watching the BC Twitter timeline, that I didn’t miss much. Zero buzz this morning for MLB. In other sports news from Tuesday night, a Palms valet guy won a UFC contract via the new “Dana White’s Tuesday Night Contender Series.” Now that he has a contract, Boston Salmon can leave the valet job and make UFC his full-time job. Kinda a nice story for the day.
Gronk took a little heat from some of his David Ortiz roast jokes last week, so he went with the classic athlete move of IGing a workout to change the narrative a little bit. Yeah, he might’ve also spent 50 grand on booze at the club, but check out these routes.
Also, he snuck onto that Texas high school field last night, which I’m pretty sure is cause for the death penalty in Texas. But he got in and got out without anyone noticing (except for the IG geotag).
Gronk’s fun off-season rolled on last night when he attended a wedding. And instead of acting like a normal person by drinking the free booze and just laying low, Gronk did Gronk things by picking off the bride’s bouquet and spiking it directly into the Earth’s core.
Gronk intercepts bouquet then smashes… savage mode Gronk
Wouldn’t expect anything less. Dude is the life of the party wherever he goes, so you send off that wedding invitation fully expecting him to do something like this. Now this wedding is all over the internet. Win win.
Gronk’s entertaining off-season rolls on and even when he can’t physically be the life of the party, he’s using the wonders of 2017 technology to make sure he’s present anyway. Sometimes you have to take some days off and recover, but that doesn’t mean you can’t still make an appearance.
Today, he took his act over to the White House where the Patriots are being honored for crushing the Atlanta Falcons in Super Bowl 51. Surprisingly, he donned a suit and tie for the big meeting with POTUS, but before that awkwardness goes down he decided to see what Sean Spicer was up to:
From the WWE to spreading Easter cheer. Gronk is on a roll this off-season. One second he’s freestyling with DJ Whoo Kid, then he’s at Smackdown hanging with Mojo Rawley, and now he’s spiking Easter eggs. Also, he’s probably doing an Easter egg hunt this morning that you know he takes way too serious. I picture him trucking kids left and right and stealing eggs from their baskets.
Is anyone really into this Rob Gronkowski-Jinder Mahal feud that WWE writers have drummed up? My guess is no, but we got a sequel to their WrestleMania beef tonight on SmackDown as Gronk helped out his bro Mojo Rawley by giving poor Jinder a beer bath:
Off-season Gronk is in full force right and it’s glorious. We might not have the Gronk Cruise anymore, but this twosome of him and Mojo Rawley have been tearing up the internet for weeks now. It started before Wrestlemania with Gronk getting Mojo ready, then came the now famous Wrestlemania appearance, and it’s still hasn’t stopped.
The tag team hit the studio with DJ Whoo Kid and Gronk got behind the mic to spit some bars. He can’t be that bad, right? WRONG. Let’s just say rapping is not on the list of things Gronk excels at.