Gronk’s fun off-season rolled on last night when he attended a wedding. And instead of acting like a normal person by drinking the free booze and just laying low, Gronk did Gronk things by picking off the bride’s bouquet and spiking it directly into the Earth’s core.
Gronk intercepts bouquet then smashes… savage mode Gronk
Wouldn’t expect anything less. Dude is the life of the party wherever he goes, so you send off that wedding invitation fully expecting him to do something like this. Now this wedding is all over the internet. Win win.
Gronk’s entertaining off-season rolls on and even when he can’t physically be the life of the party, he’s using the wonders of 2017 technology to make sure he’s present anyway. Sometimes you have to take some days off and recover, but that doesn’t mean you can’t still make an appearance.
Today, he took his act over to the White House where the Patriots are being honored for crushing the Atlanta Falcons in Super Bowl 51. Surprisingly, he donned a suit and tie for the big meeting with POTUS, but before that awkwardness goes down he decided to see what Sean Spicer was up to:
From the WWE to spreading Easter cheer. Gronk is on a roll this off-season. One second he’s freestyling with DJ Whoo Kid, then he’s at Smackdown hanging with Mojo Rawley, and now he’s spiking Easter eggs. Also, he’s probably doing an Easter egg hunt this morning that you know he takes way too serious. I picture him trucking kids left and right and stealing eggs from their baskets.
Is anyone really into this Rob Gronkowski-Jinder Mahal feud that WWE writers have drummed up? My guess is no, but we got a sequel to their WrestleMania beef tonight on SmackDown as Gronk helped out his bro Mojo Rawley by giving poor Jinder a beer bath:
Off-season Gronk is in full force right and it’s glorious. We might not have the Gronk Cruise anymore, but this twosome of him and Mojo Rawley have been tearing up the internet for weeks now. It started before Wrestlemania with Gronk getting Mojo ready, then came the now famous Wrestlemania appearance, and it’s still hasn’t stopped.
The tag team hit the studio with DJ Whoo Kid and Gronk got behind the mic to spit some bars. He can’t be that bad, right? WRONG. Let’s just say rapping is not on the list of things Gronk excels at.
Apparently Patriots fans shouldn’t worry too much about Rob Gronkowski’s back, because the guy randomly made his WWE debut today and flattened some character named Jinder Mahal in the Andre the Giant Battle Royal.
I’m not going to front — I do no know much about this Mojo Rawley character on WWE, but I’m not betting against him in that Andre The Giant Battle Royal at Wrestlemania. Why? Well, the Big Show is ancient and I know even less about the other competitors. But Mojo, he’s got a two-time Super Bowl champion backing him up in Rob Gronkowski.
You know who wants Michigan to win the title? This guy
From the Las Vegas Review Journal: Las Vegas casino owner Derek Stevens is down but definitely not out. The owner of The D and the Golden Gate lost $ 109,000 betting on the first round of the NCAA Tournament. But he will pocket $ 1 million if Michigan, his alma mater, wins the national title. Stevens bet $ 11,000 to make $ 10,000 on each of the first 32 tournament lines posted at South Point on Selection Sunday, finishing 10-19-3 against the spread. Two days later, he made a $ 12,500 wager at the Golden Nugget on the Wolverines to win the title at 80-1 odds.