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How do I know Texas will finish at .500? The media is licking their balls

Nick Saban went 7-6 at Bama in 2007. And I’m supposed to believe that Texas should be ranked 23 in the AP poll? They haven’t been above .500 since 2013. I’ll give the Longhorns two extra wins this season. That puts them at 7-5 with a chance to lose a bowl game and finish 7-6. They’re at USC, Baylor, TCU and West Virginia. And they’re losing to Oklahoma. Time to pump the brakes on the Longhorns if you want to be considered a real football genius on Twitter or in the AP poll.

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Robin Thicke Is Having A Baby With Barely Legal Girlfriend April Love Geary

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Repugnant papa Robin Thicke is about to be a parent again. Robin’s been out of the headlines for a minute after grossing us all out for months during his divorce and extra messy custody battle with Paula Patton. During those early, heady days of 2017, Robin and Paula had all their business up in our grills. Allegations of child abuse, spousal abuse, drug abuse and abuses against common decency were all flung in Robin’s direction, yet his girlfriend April Love Geary still thought it would be a good idea to seal the deal with Robin by putting a Thicke fetus up in her.

TMZ Reports:

Robin Thicke is about to be a father again, with a girlfriend who is barely able to legally drink. 22-year-old April Love Geary is 3 months pregnant with a girl. The baby is due March 1. 40-year-old Robin has been dating April for 3 years…shortly after his wife, Paula Patton, filed for divorce.

I’m no math whiz, but that means nasty ass Robin has been dating April since she was 19 years old. Yuck, what kind of girl gets involved with an elderly douchecanoe like Robin Thicke? This kind I guess.

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Robin must still be rolling in that Blurred Lines money even after being found guilty of ripping off Marvin Gaye for that fuckery of a song. But, I honestly ain’t mad at April. Take note Amber Heard, April is teaching a master class in gold digging. She’s got a pick axe, old-timey overalls, a greasy mustache, speaks authentic frontier gibberish and is putting in the work!

TMZ adds:

Robin and Paula are still not divorced, and they have had an on-and-off custody war over their 7-year-old son, Julian. By the way, we’re told Robin and April told Julian this week and he’s “super excited for a little sister.”

March 1 would have been Alan Thicke’s 70th birthday.

Nice touch reminding every body that her baby will be a legacy baby. Who cares if it’s a legacy of sleaziness as long as those sweet syndication checks keep coming through.

On an mostly related note, I would like to take just a moment to appreciate TMZ’s super sweaty headline for their article about this. It reads: Blurred Sonogram Lines April’s Pregnant With A Girl. Oh, TMZ, you scamp! You can always count on TMZ. Personally, I might instead have tried something like: Thicke’s Trick About to Get Thick With Help From Thicke’s Dick.

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We’ve never needed football to be back more than right now

You want to unite the country? Give them pigskin seven days a week for six months. That’ll bring them together. They’ll be in front of their TVs fixated on worthless Mountain West games on Friday nights. I miss the slow days of summer when we were just looking for pics of Tebow at a Florida pool living the virgin lifestyle. Those were such innocent days. You guys think I’m lying about finding a line of work far far away from the Internet. That seems to be the only solution here. I’ll also say this: You never see someone living in Key West losing their mind on social media. That might be where I head with the family one of these days. Or the Caribbean.

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Meet Marie Margolius – Aaron Rodgers New Girlfriend

You see how we don’t have photos of Aaron Rodgers’s new girlfriend Marie Margolius? Yeah, Rodgers finally went out and found him a girlfriend who has like zero internet history. It’s incredible to think that someone like Marie, who played soccer at Harvard, doesn’t have a recent photo collection other than a couple team mugshots. Very odd.

But here we are with Page Six coming in hot with the relationship details:

Rodgers was spotted on a date with soccer player Marie Margolius at the Martignetti brothers’ Upper East Side celebrity haunt the East Pole on Sunday night.

“They arrived at around 10 p.m. and seemed to be on a date. He wore a baseball cap and asked for the quietest, most out-of-the-way table possible. His hat was tilted down. It definitely seemed like he wanted to be incognito,” an insider told us.

The athletic duo sat close to each other in a quiet booth and feasted on cheeseburgers and monkfish and drank malbec and pinot noir. We’re told they ended the evening by sipping espresso and strolling together down the street.

Something is odd here.

You’re telling me Rodgers somehow met some soccer chick who spent time after college playing in Sweden and now he’s in NY on Sunday going on a date with her? This guy is definitely weirder than I ever imagined. I’m starting to think it wasn’t Olivia Munn who had the issues.

Here’s one of the only recent Margolius pics known to the Internet:


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I survived the Au Sable Busch canoe trip that was definitely an endurance test

This was year two for myself and @chris_burns65 on the Au Sable Endurance Canoe Trip and this year we talked Busch into sponsoring the 18-mile fun fest that includes two nights in one of the nicest cabin rentals you’re going to find in Mio, MI. 23 people. Too many jugs of vodka. Debauchery. Blow up doll. 8 hours on the river. It’s the perfect primer for football tailgating. It gets me right for the fall. You have to pace yourself. You have to be committed to the activity. You have to realize your feet are going to be wrecked. Same with your ankles. And your knees. 

And then you get home and rest up on Sunday before getting back to blogging. Feels great to be back in the saddle instead of my ass on an aluminum seat.

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Meet Jillian Wisniewski — Girlfriend of Justin Thomas

World No. 14 Justin Thomas shot a three-under 68 in the final round of the PGA Championship to come from behind and lock up the first major of his career. The American came into the weekend with already three wins under his belt this year — here he is tapping in at 18 for the W:

Thomas, of course, blew up Twitter for a bit this afternoon when he channeled Tiger Woods with this dramatic putt at 10:

And since you guys already know Thomas’ crew (Jordan Spieth, Rickie Fowler, Allison Stokke) was on hand to celebrate the big moment, we’re going to go ahead and introduce you guys to his girlfriend, Jillian Wisniewski.


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Hot ‘Avatar’ Dramz, Chris Pine’s Girlfriend, And The Worthington Effect…

As Alanis Morissette sang, «YOU LIIIIIIVE! YOU LEARRRRRRN!» etc. etc. Today I lived, AND I learned… about some hot goss, straight outta Hollywood! It all started when I shared a lil’ story on the Pajiba Slack channel, about Josh Brolin being all like «Nah bro, I’m cool thx» when James Cameron tried to get him on board for the upcoming Avatar sequels. The reason the story enticed me, aside from the mental image of Cameron getting pissed at motherfuckin’ Thanos, was because I had completely forgotten that Avatar was not only A THING, but A THING THAT WAS GOING TO CONTINUE TO HAPPEN. Turns out, «forgetting» and «Avatar» go hand in hand, thanks to one man: Whatshisface.

Here was our enlightening conversation:

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So, our lesson for today: Jennifer Garner may be winning at the whole «moving on» thing (if Dustin is to be believed), Chris Pine has great taste, and there is a documented term for anything that is just completely and utterly forgettable. Our mission for the rest of the year will be to get «The Worthington Effect» entered into either the Oxford English Dictionary or the next update to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5).

You know, if we can remember to campaign for it.

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Meet Monica Velasco — Dolphins Cheerleader And Girlfriend Of New HOFer Jason Taylor

I didn’t know that Jason Taylor and his wife got divorced until I came across Dolphins cheerleader Monica Velasco’s IG profile and saw a bunch of pictures of her with Taylor. So I started doing a little research and it turns out, according to the Miami Herald, that the two actually secretly divorced in 2015. 

Taylor, 42, obtained a pre-negotiated quickie divorce from Katina Taylor, his wife of 14 years, mother of his three children and sister of former teammate Zach Thomas.

The divorce case sped through the system in less than two weeks without catching the attention of the media, which isn’t unusual in Key West when it comes to celebrity splits.

Katina filed Jan. 25, 2015, and the divorce was deemed final Feb. 10, 2015.

By the looks of Monica’s IG, Jason and her are definitely together. She’s with him this weekend in Canton for his Hall of Fame induction, they’ve taken vacations together and posted multiple photos together. They’re 100% a thing. It looks like their relationship goes back to at least late April/early May, but who knows how long they’ve been dating before they went public.

Obviously, I’m sure they met through the Dolphins as she’s a cheerleader and he’s still around the team a lot. Pretty decent rebound if you ask me.

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Meet Jordan Robbins — Girlfriend of Wisconsin F Ethan Happ

Wisconsin basketball will look a little different this upcoming season without the likes of Nigel Hayes, Vitto Brown, and Bronson Koenig, but it’s all good since the player everyone wants to see is power forward Ethan Happ.

ESPNs’ John Gasaway ranked Happ as the No. 4 player in college ball this season, but you could argue for a higher spot considering the junior is reportedly adding a three-point shot to his repertoire. Happ, who averaged 14 points, 9 rebounds, and nearly three assists last season, hasn’t jacked up a three in his two years at Wisconsin so his expansion to the perimeter is definitely noteworthy.

Off the court, Happ is also killing it as he’s dating fellow Badger (and former UCLA Bruin) Jordan Robbins. She’s an athlete herself as she played volleyball before retiring last season due to injury issues.

Sidenote: We’re definitely here for the cute couple dunk attempts.


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Ben Affleck And His Girlfriend Shopped For Booze

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Ben Affleck, his new (?) girlfriend Lindsay Shookus, and the slight paunch that he’s probably hoping will function as his escape hatch from the current Batman franchise were spotted at a liquor store in Maine. This could be problematic for Ben, seeing as he revealed back in March that he had completed a stint in rehab. Ben’s drug of choice appears to be booze. So moseying around a packie probably isn’t doing your sobriety a favor. It’s like me trying to get my diabetes in check and touring the Little Debbie factory.

Both Radar and People report that Ben and his lady were spotted at the Umbrella Factory liquor store in Naples, ME on Sunday. An employee said that Ben had this to say:

“He said he and his girlfriend were just up for a couple days.”

Batman and Throbbin’ mentioned that Sunday was their last day in the state with the goddamn coldest ocean water you will ever encounter. Go to a beach in Maine, go for a swim, catch hypothermia. It should be on their state seal. But I digress.

Ben didn’t seem concerned with anyone recognizing him, because he posed for the above pic with a store employee. She later posted it online as well as posting a snapshot on Twitter of security footage (!!!) of Ben and Lindsay in the store the day before. Umbrella Factory Girl really wanted people to trust and believe that she’d met his ass. She later deleted her Facebook post (“Met Ben Affleck at work today“) as well as the tweet. Pissy phone call from Matt Damon?

A source told People that Ben recently finished filming Justice League and is “enjoying his summer.” Another source says Ben’s way into showing off his new action.

“He also really enjoys spending time with Lindsay. It won’t be surprising to see them out and about and together in the coming weeks.”

Does this mean that she’s going to be replacing his ex Jennifer Garner on that recurring pap stroll for coffee that they always seem to be on, so people don’t think they’re trying to kill each other?

An alcoholic in a liquor store isn’t an automatic relapse. He could have just been helping her carry it to the car. What’s more alarming about this story is what they bought. Two bottles of rosé. Okay, that’s fine. AND SKINNYGIRL MARGARITA MIX. Ugh, one or both of them is supportive of that shrieky Bethanny Frankel‘s hag drink empire. What if she makes enough money to buy another talk show for herself? Relapse all you want Ben, but don’t enable televison harpies.

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