Sorry, Meghan Markle, but Prince Harry’s interaction with this little girl might be our favorite part of the Invictus Games. After making his public debut with the Suits actress at the games earlier this month, the famous royal had a precious encounter with a young girl named Emily during the sitting volleyball finals on Wednesday. As Harry chatted with her parents, Hayley and David Henson, a paralympic athlete who previously competed in the Invictus Games, the toddler sneakingly stole some of his popcorn. Of course Harry, being the fun-loving guy that he is, proceeded to make a few adorable faces as he pulled away his bucket of snacks. Seriously, it’s almost too cute for words.
Kylie Jenner is reportedly having a girl! According to TMZ, the 20-year-old, who is currently expecting her first child with boyfriend Travis Scott, has started telling her family the sex of their baby. While Kylie and her famous siblings have yet to confirm the news, she recently gave a tiny glimpse of her baby bump on Instagram. Her due date is reportedly in January, the same time that her sister, Kim Kardashian, and Kanye West are expecting their third child, who is also a girl, via surrogate. Looks like the Kardashian-Jenner clan will have a lot to celebrate in the New Year!
When the news broke that Kylie Jenner had reportedly seen the two blue lines on her at-home pregnancy test, sources claimed that she’s four months pregnant with a girl. TMZ has thrown a juicy wrench into things by saying that Kylie is having a baby girl, but that she’s actually closer to five months pregnant. Kylie has been seeing her alleged baby daddy Travis Scott for about five months. It sounds like Kylie and Travis didn’t have to try very hard or for very long to make that baby.
Sources close to Kylie and Travis say that he’s been telling people their baby is a girl. Family sources also say it’s a girl. Kylie and Travis have reportedly been telling people about the baby for two months, and that she’s five months along. Five months would put Kylie’s spermination date around the end of April.
If Kylie waited a month to test a missed period, then this tweet Travis sent out at the beginning of June might be the day he found out he was about to become a daddy.
Legit happiest day of my life.
— TRAVIS SCOTT (@trvisXX) June 12, 2017
But enough about Kylie and all the attention she’s getting. How is the rest of her family taking the news, specifically Kim Kardashian? Earlier today, People magazine reported that Kim did not take the news well. A source says that Kim responded much in the same way a lot of us did; by scoffing.
“Her first reaction was, ‘Seriously?’ She didn’t respond well at first. It’s like she and Kanye had gone on this whole journey to get pregnant for months, and now this happens to Kylie. She teared up. It definitely took a lot of time for her to process it.
Of course Kim is happy for Kylie. She’s going to support Kylie 100 percent, no matter what. There’s never been any question about that. But it’s just a weird dynamic, after all that Kim did to intentionally have another child. It has taken a lot of time, energy and money for her to get pregnant, and now Kylie is having a baby around the same time.”
According to Kim, it definitely didn’t go down like that. And the report from The Sun UK claiming Caitlyn Jenner’s rep confirmed that Kylie told her about her pregnancy “some time ago“? Also BS.
This sounds like a very fake story… https://t.co/ZIxCltgK6d
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) September 26, 2017
And speaking of fake stories… The media is super shady for posting fake quotes from Caitlyn when she hasn’t spoke to anyone
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) September 26, 2017
Stop being such a jealous killjoy, Kim! Granny Caitlyn is clearly just excited to help her youngest daughter prepare all the necessities for baby’s arrival, like scheduling an appointment for Baby’s First Lip Injections. Let them have this, Kim.
Season two of Insecure was probably its best season yet. We were introduced to so many new characters this go around, including Molly’s (Yvonne Orji) good looking childhood best friend, Dro (Sarunas J. Jackson). Things quickly heat up between the two after their first run in with each other at a local cupcake shop, which is also where we’re introduced Dro’s wife, Candice (Gabrielle Dennis). A few days later, Dro drops a bombshell on Molly while slow dancing together at a party: he’s in an open marriage.
Although Molly initially resists his advances out of respect for his wife, Dro insists that Candice is perfectly OK with him sleeping with other women. In fact, he tells her that it was her idea to be open in their relationship so there wouldn’t be any secrets to hide from one another. Now that all sounds great on paper, but when you take a closer look at Dro’s actions, it starts to paint a different story.
Fast forward a few episodes later, and Dro and Molly are now having sex regularly (more than 17 times, but who’s counting?). Molly definitely seems to be developing genuine feelings for this guy. Granted, he is a sweet talker, and the one time she actually tries to break it off, he effortlessly convinces her that their affair is nothing to be ashamed or afraid of.
To be fair, we don’t know much about Dro or his moral compass to know for sure if he’s lying about being in an open marriage, but that hasn’t stopped fans from posing valid questions. My own suspicion about Dro not being honest with his wife about his sexual partners was confirmed at the end of season two. After sneaking off to the bathroom for a quickie at a birthday dinner party Candice is also attending, Dro tells Molly to fix herself up and wait a while before exiting the bathroom so that he isn’t seen leaving with her. If Dro was already forthcoming about his relationship with Molly to Candice, why would it upset her to see him exiting the bathroom with her?
I’ve also taken into account that Dro only calls or hooks up with Molly when Candice is out of town or not in the same room. The one time Candice did call while he was having an intimate bathtub moment with Molly, Dro failed to mention where he was at and what he was doing in the moment. Coincidence? I think not. The second time we see Molly and Candice face to face, Candice doesn’t seem to have the slightest clue that Molly is sleeping with her husband. After all, Dro is the one who said the whole point of agreeing to an open marriage is so that there wouldn’t be any secrets to hide, but it sure looks like he wants to keep Molly as his secret lover.
We will just have to wait and see how the drama unfolds in season three of Insecure, but one thing is for sure: things are about to get real messy, y’all.
There’s some people whose assholes refuse to spit out a turd unless they are in the privacy of their own bathroom. Then there’s other people whose assholes never get the shies and can easily make a caca anytime, anyplace. One of those kinds of people is now terrorizing a family in Colorado Springs, CO by doing drive-by poopings on their front lawn. The family is pissed about the pooping, which is weird since the cost of lawn manure is too damn high and they’re getting that shit for free.
KKTV (which doesn’t stand for Kim Kardashian TV even though this is a story about bodily fluids) became an Emmy frontrunner when they first reported about the runner with the runs who has been making regular shit stops on the Budde’s lawn for weeks. Cathy Budde tells KKTV that she first found out about the poopetrator, who has been dubbed The Mad Pooper, when her kids told her that a jogger was taking a dookie on their lawn. Even though PuStain Bolt literally gave a shit on that lawn, she didn’t give a shit about getting caught.
“They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!’”
Cathy believes that The Mad Pooper’s ass has been attacking her lawn with caca bombs every week for at least seven weeks. But The Mad Pooper doesn’t only turn Cathy’s lawn into her toilet. Neighbors say they’ve seen her taking a dump at Walgreens and in backyards too. I got the image of The Mad Pooper cleaning her b-hole after shitting by scooting it across Cathy’s lawn Toby-style, but she apparently brings toilet paper with her. I also guessed that maybe The Mad Pooper’s got a new live-in piece and is one of those types who doesn’t like to shit when her piece is home, but Cathy says that there’s a Porta Potty in the park near her house.
Cathy put a sign on her lawn that reads, “Please, I’m Begging You, Please Stop,” but that didn’t work. Cathy finally called the cops, who are now investigating and say that when The Mad Pooper is caught, she could be hit with charges for indecent exposure and public defecation. Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti gave the interview of his career when he said that investigating the biggest shit bomb to hit Colorado Springs since OneRepublic is a first for him.
“It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career. For someone to repeatedly do such a thing … it’s uncharted territory for me.”
Lt. Howard Black, also of the Colorado Springs Police Department, tells The Washington Post that if it’s a mental health thing, they want to get The Mad Pooper some help.
My brain pooted up a load of question marks over this story. Why is The Mad Pooper doing this? Did Cathy cut in front of her in the bathroom line at Red Robin and this is her way of getting revenge? Also, why haven’t the cops caught her yet? Are there that many white lady joggers who shit on the same lawn every week in Colorado Springs? It can’t be that hard to follow the scent of her trail. And lastly, why is Cathy Budde so damn nice? If a SUCIO scat queen is on your private lawn, making a mess that you have to clean up, it’s perfectly okay for you to turn your garden hose on that trick or sic your dog on them. Cathy really needs an abuelita in her life. It’d be very hard for The Mad Pooper to finish pooping if she’s running from an angry abuelita with a switch.
In honor of Gossip Girl‘s 10th anniversary this year, Vanity Fair writer Josh Duboff rounded up cast members, former showrunners, executive producers, and more vital members of the teen drama for an epic, wildly interesting look back at the show that defined The CW. From how Blake Lively and Penn Badgley hid their high-profile on-set romance to the surprising way Leighton Meester secured her role as Queen Bee Blair Waldorf, read on to see the truly fascinating Gossip Girl facts that Duboff was able to uncover.
I may be in the minority on this one, but I’m all about Floyd Mayweather’s extravagant retirement adventures. Something about obscene amounts of cash being made or being spent recklessly just makes me want to pump out a blog, and here we are again with Floyd making it rain at his strip club over the weekend with Dave Chappelle.
One might assume Floyd would keep it low key after a busy week of defending Donald Trump and his locker room talk, but nah, Mr. 50-0 dropped so much cash that he had strippers bathing in Benjamins. Even Dave couldn’t quite believe what he was witnessing judging from his reaction:
— FN™ (@fnplug) September 17, 2017
I’m fulling expecting Dave to enlighten us on his night out with Floyd in a future set.
Sidenote: Dave had Floyd over Conor like a sane person.
Hey Upper East Siders, we have some information that might blow your mind: Jennifer Lawrence once auditioned for The CW’s hit drama Gossip Girl. According to the show’s creator Josh Schwartz, the Oscar-winning actress, who would have been 16 at the time, really wanted to play NYC’s favorite It girl.
«We did not realize this at the time, but Jennifer Lawrence really wanted to play Serena and auditioned,» Schwartz told Vulture ahead of the show’s upcoming 10th anniversary. «This story came to us secondhand, but we were told she definitely auditioned and was bummed to not get it.»
While it’s hard to imagine anyone other than Blake Lively as the blond bombshell, we are definitely curious to know how Lawrence would have tackled the role.
Variety reports that the rumors are true, Claire Foy of The Crown will take over for Rooney Mara and play Lisbeth Salander in the Daniel Craig-less sequel to The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Claire will be ditching the fancy hat and gloves and donning some dark hacker gear to star in The Girl In The Spider’s Web. Director Fede Alvarez said this about casting her:
“Claire is an incredible, rare talent who will inject a new and exciting life into Lisbeth. I can’t wait to bring this new story to a worldwide audience, with Claire Foy at its center.”
What he doesn’t say is how Claire is going to inject new and exciting life, and I have a pretty good idea: CORGIS! Claire should sneak onto The Crown set and swipe two or three of those yapping bitches (and maybe a photo of Prince Philip’s young butt from season one) and use them in The Girl In The Spider’s Web. Those corgis may not stand tall, but those little paws move fast and could probably hack a hell of a lot quicker than Lisbeth!
Jennifer Lawrence could literally wear a burlap sack and she’d still be one of the most beautiful human beings on the planet. Aside from being insanely attractive, she’s also funny, talented, and unapologetically candid, and we love her all the more for it. Over the years, we’ve seen the 27-year-old go from an indie star to a seasoned Oscar-winning actress, but we’ve also watched her blossom into a striking young woman. She may have put her days of playing Katniss Everdeen behind her, but these sexy photos prove she will always be the girl on fire.