Legally Speaking, Usher’s Alleged Herpes Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving

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Anyone who’s got something fiery in their pants, and I mean in the non-sexy way, should probably clue their prospective sex partner in on it. It’s thoughtful, shows that you’re an upright individual concerned with the health and safety of others, and should spare you any future legal action. This especially holds true if you’re a rich, horny celebrity.

Take Usher and his alleged Herpes Simplex 2 diagnosis, for example. He’s probably going to have to start direct depositing a portion of his paycheck to a “Herpes Pay-Off” account. There is already a woman suing him for $ 20 million for allegedly giving her the herp. Now, three more people are supposedly filing a lawsuit of their own. And in not that salacious news, one of them is a man! They’re calling him “John Doe” which is nicer than just coming out and calling him “Justin Bieber.” I kid!

According to TMZ, celebrity attorney Lisa Bloom is representing all three of the future plaintiffs. She plans on filing the suit on Monday in California, and then hold a news conference in NYC. Call it “The Gloria Allred Offensive.”

The plan is to have one of the women go public with her story at the press conference. The other woman and the dude are going to remain anonymous and be referred to as “Jane Doe” and “John Doe.” All three of them will claim that they’ve had sexual contact with Usher since 2012, and that he neglected to inform them of his frequent visitor – “Mr. Sores.

Nice try on the aliases, but someone is probably going to be able to put two and two together when they read the deposition transcripts. It will be evident whom “John Doe” is when they read the testimony and bratty-sounding statements like “yo dawg, he referred to it as ‘mentoring,’ bro…” keep popping up.

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So THAT’S the Gift Euron Greyjoy Will Bring Cersei on Game of Thrones

In the season seven premiere of Game of Thrones, Euron Greyjoy promises Cersei Lannister that he’ll return to King’s Landing with a gift, and we have a theory about what — as in, who — he plans to bring her: Yara Greyjoy. Confused? Assuming she’s dead? Hear us out.

The second episode, «Stormborn,» introduces us to Daenerys Targaryen’s battle plan, which includes the Iron Fleet escorting Ellaria Sand and her people back to Dorne. After making the stop, the Iron Fleet is to ferry the Dornish army to King’s Landing, where they plan to lay siege to the capital alongside the Tyrell army. The Iron Fleet begins its journey, but unfortunately, the battle plan basically goes to hell when Euron Greyjoy and his men show up for one insanely brutal attack.

Euron obviously has a lot of feelings about the Iron Fleet, as Yara and Theon escaped with most of the fleet after Euron laid claim to the Salt Throne. When he attacks, Euron comes face to face with his niece and nephew, Yara and Theon, and in a truly surreal moment, he holds a knife to Yara’s throat and dares Theon to approach. Overwhelmed, Theon jumps overboard, prompting Euron to cackle in a way that might just make its way into our nightmares. And although it certainly looked as if Euron was ready to kill Yara, we don’t actually see it happen.

Maybe, just maybe, that’s because he kept her alive and plans to bring her to Cersei along with whatever’s left of the Iron Fleet after that destructive battle. Of course, we have a few other ideas of what gift Euron may give to Cersei, but she’d certainly be pleased to have Yara (and her ships).

. . . Then again, it’s entirely possible that Euron could be bringing Yara to Cersei dead, which (ugh) would also please her.

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Zayn Malik’s Shirtless, Tattooed Body Is Truly a Gift From the Gods

Zayn Malik is known for his smooth voice and his relationship with Gigi Hadid, but you certainly can’t deny that he’s one hell of a good-looking guy. Between his sexy squint and numerous tattoos, there is so much to admire — and he looks even hotter shirtless. We must say: Gigi is one lucky woman!

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John BC Got The News Today That His Father’s Day Gift Is A Trip To Lambeau Thanks To #CrownYourFather

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So Crown Royal approached me like 10 days ago or so and said they were looking for bloggers to ‘Crown’ their fathers for Father’s Day this year. “Would you be interested,” they asked.

There’s still time to enter your dad for the velvet Crown painting via CrownYourFather.com on your mobile device.

Well, considering the fact that my dad keeps his Crown empties, has carried coins in his Crown bags to poker parties for like 25 years and actually drinks Crown when he’s at the lake, I said yes. Part of the crowning was to buy a gift for dad. I went back and forth on this part. Do I send dad with me next week for the College World Series title game or do I save the funds and take dad to Lambeau Field in the fall for another one of his bucket list items.

In the end I went Lambeau because it’s harder to pull off that one and it’s one of those places he’s always talked about visiting.

Here’s the trip plan:

We make the drive from Ohio to Ludington, Michigan to catch the SS Badger Ferry. We put the truck on the ferry across Lake Michigan and into Manitowic, Wisconsin, which is just 41 miles to Lambeau Field. The ferry stops running on October 15 so our choices are an early September game against the Seahawks, a 4:25 kickoff against the Bengals (not ideal since I don’t want to watch my Bengals get lit up) or a Thursday night game against the Bears.

That might just be the play here. Rivalry game. Night game. Get up there on a Wednesday night, catch the game Thursday, maybe a stadium tour Friday and then possibly Northwestern-Wisconsin on the way home on Saturday.

That’s a bucket list trip right there.

Thanks to Crown for this opportunity. I’m happy once again to be partnering with Crown Royal and I know dad is jacked up over this whole thing.


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The Perfect Father’s Day Gift For Your Trump-Stumping Dad

Father’s Day is too often a half-hearted gift-giving affair littered with cornball cards and #1 Dad mugs. But if your bleeding heart wants to do something special for your conservative dad, you want to go above and beyond, right? But that can be tricky. I mean, he already has a «Make America Great Again» ballcap and probably several of Trump’s Made-In-China neckties. So what’s a special gift to give your dad to show him how you care? We have racked our brains to present the perfect gift guide for your Trumping-Stumping Dad on Father’s Day, because this is a holiday where he should really know how you feel.

Climate Change shmimate change, amirite? Your dad doesn’t need to appreciate the world-threatening dangers of America’s carbon footprint to appreciate this solar-powered laptop bag/charging station. For all those times he barked about you running up his electricity bill, show him you’ve learned your lesson about the importance of conserving energy with Climate Store’s unique gift.

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Does he consider himself a master of spotting «fake news?» Get him a subscription to the New York Times, The Washington Post, or even Teen Vogue. That’s sure to amuse.

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Is your father constantly talking about politics on Facebook? Well, he’ll love to know the inside scoop on congress, from Al Franken, Giant of the Senate!
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Or maybe yours is the kind of dad that thinks family shouldn’t talk politics. Get him this charming pachyderm, because clearly he loves an elephant in the room.

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Does your dad love history? He’ll surely relish this riveting docudrama.
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Or this one! Everybody loves George Clooney.

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Your dad is big on personal responsibility? He’ll love that you supported responsible life choices by donating the money you would have wasted on another tie or tacklebox doodad on a donation to Planned Parenthood! A donation could even net him a cool sticker for his car!

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Or perhaps your dad is very concerned about those refugees that Fox News is always talking about. Then he’ll be ecstatic that you donated to a refugee-aid charity in his name. We recommend International Rescue Committee, where donations contribute to toilets to keep camps sanitary, education for uprooted children, and safe passage funds.

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Finally, if your father can’t get enough of Trump’s off-the-cuff, never look back, never apologize attitude, give him the gift that celebrates all of that. A covfefe shirt from our very own Pajiba shop!

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And maybe treat yourself to something nice, for being such a great kid. Shirts are 15% off through June 21st!

Happy Father’s Day, Pajibans!

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Pierce Brosnan Gives Himself the Best Birthday Gift by Making Out With His Wife in Hawaii

Pierce Brosnan really knows how to celebrate his birthday in style. The actor, who turned 64 on May 16, gave himself the best gift ever by relaxing in Hawaii with his wife, Keely Smith. The couple, who lives in Kauai at least part-time, looked relaxed as they soaked up the sun on the beach and took a stroll in the sand on Tuesday. At one point, Pierce planted an adorable kiss on Keely, who rocked a black bikini and a matching cover-up. The actor also rocked the hell out of a straw hat as they made their way back to their lounge chairs.

The tropical getaway further proves that they’re one of our favorite longtime Hollywood couples. While Pierce and Keely have been together for 23 years (and married for 16), they still act like a couple of teenagers who snuck out of their parents’ houses to make out. In April, they flirted up a storm on the red carpet at the premiere of Pierce’s new show, The Son. Never change, guys.

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Joe Manganiello’s Anniversary Gift For Sofia Vergara Will Have You Reevaluating Your Relationship

Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara celebrated their first wedding anniversary back in November, and we had yet to learn what presents they got each other — that is, until now. In the April issue of Cosmopolitan UK, the Magic Mike star revealed he wrote Sofia a book. «It was about how we met, as well as our courting, and was about 40 pages long,» he said. «I love my wife a lot.» Joe also talked about how their relationship began, saying, «I was on a press tour when I found out Sofia was single [after splitting from Nick Loeb]. My friend is an editor, and told me she was about to make the announcement. I got her number from Jesse Tyler Ferguson [Sofia’s Modern Family costar], then flew to New Orleans to take her on a date.» Talk about a real-life Prince Charming!

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