Naya Rivera Has Filed For Divorce Again

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According to The Blast, Naya Rivera has probably given her lawyer a case of déjà-vu by filing for divorce from her estranged husband Ryan Dorsey for the second time.  Naya filed for divorce in Los Angeles on Tuesday, citing “irreconcilable differences.” She’s asking for joint legal and physical custody of their 2-year-old son Josey, and has also requested the judge block both of them from getting spousal support.

Naya lists the date of separation as November 24th, 2017. That’s one day before she was arrested and charged with domestic battery for beating on Ryan during a Thanksgiving weekend walk. So she claims they broke up on Black Friday? That’s probably not the first time someone has decided to break up on Black Friday. “You really think I’m lining up at 4am for a damn Roku player? Yeah, this isn’t going to work.

Naya and Ryan dated two different times. Naya filed to end her two year long marriage in November 2016, but called it off two months ago. And now she’s filed for divorce a second time. It feels like the number two is a theme for these two (no pun intended). If that’s the case, I really hope the two-theme ends with this second divorce filing. Because I’m sure Naya doesn’t want to spend the next family holiday in a police station. But maybe just ho ho hold up on the spiked egg nog this Christmas, just in case, Naya.

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Anna Faris Goes House Hunting With Her BF After Officially Filing For Divorce From Chris Pratt

It looks like things may be getting serious between Anna Faris and Michael Barrett. Following their romantic getaway in Italy last month, the couple — who first sparked dating rumors back in September — were spotted house hunting in LA on Tuesday afternoon. Anna and Michael looked so happy as they held hands and exchanged loving looks. It’s unclear whether the pair is looking into buying a home together or if just one of them is.

Anna and Michael’s low-key outing comes just days after Anna and Chris Pratt officially filed for divorce from each other. The duo announced their separation on social media in August and cited «irreconcilable differences» as the reason for their split and are requesting joint custody of their 5-year-old son, Jack.

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Chris Pratt Filed For Divorce From Anna Faris

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Brohunk of questionable intelligence (I still would, repeatedly.) Chris Pratt has officially filed for divorce from Anna Faris, according to TMZ. Well, hell, Anna’s already rolling over in bed to bid “buongiorno” to another dude in Italy, so let’s close this chapter and get to Chris Prattin’ the ladies openly!

Despite citing “irreconcilable differences,” there is little sizzle to this steak. TMZ’s source says that the proceedings are “totally amicable.” Anna filed her response at the same time, and the documents were reported to be “mirror images of each other.” There’s not even a brief mention of an aspiring goat-milker slash actress getting on Chris to avoid the realization that the movie that they were filming was both terrible and creepy. And not in a fun way.

They have both asked for joint custody of their son Jack and, although both are eligible to ask for spousal support, it’s “unlikely either will ask for it.” Girl, you’re on a CBS sitcom. He’s got Star-Lord on board for light years. Get that Marvel money, honey! They had a prenup, and the property settlement is “almost completely worked out.” The naive, wide-eyed child within kind of admires these two for keeping it adult and respectable. “FOR NOW.” – the spiteful, jaded old lady with the smoker’s cough within.

Chris has had an interesting week. On Thursday night, People reports that he issued a warning on Instagram to his female fans about some fool impersonating him on Facebook.

“PERVY DUDE ALERT!!! (Not a joke) It’s confirmed: somebody is trying to pretend to be me on Facebook (and maybe other social media platforms) apparently hitting on a lot of different female fans, trying to get their numbers and who knows what else. I’m not joking,” the actor wrote as part of a long Instagram caption.

Chris went on to talk about punching people and kindly explaining how Twitter works.

If I find out who it is I’ll have their account shut down and seriously would like to punch them right in the GD mouth. You hear that imposter!? Stop. My message to any fans who are contacted by someone claiming to be Chris Pratt: Look for the BLUE “VERIFIED” CHECKMARK next to the name. If there is no checkmark by my name that person is an imposter. I’m sorry.

And then he asked the imposter to let Jesus take the wheel.

Stop right now or you will@be very unhappy with the outcome. Go find Jesus. praying for you.

I’m praying for you but I will also slap you in the teeth for your pervy transgressions! Also, you’re really interfering with me being able to land hot snatch of my own on social media. No, wait, forget that last part. Does anyone know how to edit an Instagram caption?

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Mel B And Stephen Belafonte Have Reached A Divorce Settlement

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Earlier this month it was reported that Mel B had withdrawn her domestic violence restraining order against her estranged husband Stephen Belafonte. Now TMZ is saying that Mel and Stephen have worked out the final divorce settlement conditions. Is it true? Can it be? Are we actually at the end of their flaming train wreck of a divorce battle? It’s a pre-holiday miracle!

According to legal documents obtained by TMZ, both Mel and Stephen have agreed to split things pretty evenly. A judge just has to sign off on everything. They will share joint legal custody of their 6-year-old daughter Madison and will agree to a schedule for sharing physical custody. Neither will pay child support. Stephen will be given access to the house they shared to retrieve personal items, like photos, clothes, and art. As for that house, they have agreed to sell it and divide up the profits from the sale.

Stephen will also get spousal support for three years. The documents don’t specify the amount they settled on, so it’s unknown if he’ll still keep getting $ 40,000 a month. I should hope he’s not still getting $ 40,000 a month. After three years, Mel would have forked over $ 1.44 million. Thank goodness for Spice Girls residual checks. Otherwise Mel might be forced to move from the judging table on America’s Got Talent to the main stage as a contestant. “Hi, so I heard these headliner gigs in Vegas pay pretty well, and I could use an extra couple million dollars.

The biggest score is for Mel is that Stephen has agreed to destroy all those sex tapes he and Nanny Lorraine were allegedly using to blackmail her. Back in the day, destroying sex tapes was a ceremonial event that involved lighting a cardboard box of VHS tapes on fire in your driveway. Sadly, this is 2017 and it’s not nearly as dramatic. The excitement is kind of gone when you picture Stephen “destroying” those sex tapes by backing over a single flash drive with his car.

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Keegan-Michael Key’s Ex Wife Did Pretty Well With An Oddly Timed Divorce Settlement

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People reports that Keegan-Michael Key’s divorce from his ex wife Cynthia Blaise was finalized just days before he announced his engagement to his next wife Elisa Pugliese. I felt badly for Cynthia because she and KMK were married for 206 Hollywood years, she supported his ass when he was trying to make it, and she had a really rough time physically and emotionally when they were in the process of divorcing.

Thankfully, it looks like KMK has agreed to a very generous divorce settlement (or was forced into one, either way, yay). It’s almost enough for me to forgive him for using the “she said yes!” line in his engagement announcement which is the straight male equivalent to “he went to Jared!”. Gross. And grosser.

According to People:

In the judgement, the Key and Peele star has been ordered to pay Blaise, an actress and dialect coach, $ 34,000 per month as well as 21 percent “of his gross annual income from all sources in excess of $ 2,153,846,” according to the documents, but “the total spousal support payable from [Key] to [Blaise] each year shall not exceed the sum of $ 700,00 gross.”

See, sometimes money can buy happiness. Or if not happiness, which is fleeting and hard to quantify, it can buy goods and services which can lead to feelings of contentment and vindication. Cynthia was also awarded $ 655,649 for her share of their assets as well as the their timeshare. But here’s the real coup! Cynthia gets to drive off with the couple’s 2016 Subaru Crosstrek *sad trombone*. Thankfully they didn’t have children so nobody needs to shed too many tears over the situation. Cynthia gets a generous support package, KMK gets to marry his new lady love Elisa who, in turn, gets to live with a certified and licensed clown! That’s what I call a win, win, honk-honk ah-ooga!

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The Brangelina Divorce Is Puttering Along

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The divorce proceedings between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are officially longer than a Jessica Simpson pregnancy, but it appears things are decidedly less screeching howler monkey and more mature adult than they were in the initial days.

Us Weekly reports Brad is doing well on his Eat, Pray, Love turnaround 14 months after he and Angie announced they were done. He’s focused more on work than his bong collection these days, as he’s been sober for a year. A source adds he’s intent on working out a custody arrangement with Angelina:

“He’s still determined to have a fully resolved situation for the sake of the whole family.”

Before we get too Pollyanna about how Brad and Angelina are going to sign their divorce papers with rainbows, let’s go back to how this whole mess started. After taking 500 decades to finally walk down the aisle, Brangelina put a ring on it and made it official in 2014 with Angelina wearing a dress that looked like the wall in a pre-school. Two years later, there was an “incident” on a private plane where Brad allegedly was a drunk asshole to their son Maddox. Angie dialed the divorce lawyer, and the FBI even got involved regarding allegations of child abuse, and those two played the press like a game of chess for a while before finally shutting the fuck up. Angelina softened her stance on Brad when gabbing to the press, and a few sources claimed they were even heading to reconciliation. But there haven’t been any further signs of that apart from the fact that it’s taking them just as long to get divorced as it did to get married.

Or the fact that some thought Brad was boinking a blue blood! But that same UsWeekly snitch adds Brad isn’t going to be Grace Kelly 2.0 and isn’t dating Monaco royalty Charlotte Casiraghi – he’s too focused on family to worry about fucking his way to a crown!

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Mel B And Stephen Belafonte Have Finally Wrapped Up Parts Of Their Divorce

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Just when we thought Mel B and Stephen Belafonte’s divorce drama would give material for all future seasons of the heinous Dynasty reboot, those two take a turn for the mature.

TMZ says the domestic violence portion of the divorce is done, with Mel withdrawing her domestic violence restraining order against Stephen. That opens a window for him to see their six-year-old daughter Madison. They’ve also apparently settled some parts of how they’re dividing up the property, and I really hope one of the biggest snafus was who got to keep the vault of Spice World VHS tapes and cheetah-print rompers.

The fact that these two are suddenly settling has me wondering what kind of horse tranquilizers they both took before heading to the divorce lawyer’s office. Stephen was allegedly physically abusive to Mel. Mel also accused him of knocking up the nanny, Lorraine Gilles, and then forcing her to get an abortion on Mel’s dime! Mel also accused Stephen and the nanny of blackmailing her with threats to release videos of her in threesomes with random women he made her shag with him. The nanny then sued Mel for defamation.

TMZ says there has been no resolution with Lorraine but that they are close to finding one. Lorraine was previously threatened with deportation, and she was alleged to be in a sham marriage to stay in the country. Somehow, I think the only resolution will be Mel temporarily becoming a (shudder) Trump supporter and chanting “Build the wall!” anytime Lorraine shows up to give a deposition to the legal team.

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Jill Scott Files For Divorce And Her Ex Has A Lot To Say About It

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Jill Scott always seems like a chill, no drama kind of lady. She’s got that earthy, “I got my shit together” vibe and her music is dope, but dick is dick and if you’re not careful, you might end up sitting on the wrong kind. Sadly, it sounds like Jill picked up a bad one and now she’s divorcing (presumed) dick owner Mike Dobson after just 18 months of marriage

Bossip reports:

The 45-year-old Grammy winner filed for divorce Sept. 15 from her now ex-Mike Dobson, 49, citing “irreconcilable differences” and “inappropriate marital conduct that such further cohabitation would be unsafe and improper,” according to her divorce petition.

Oh the things we put up with for dick! Those are some ominous sounding grounds for divorce. Jill’s keeping mum on the details but Mike is not. He’s got a lot to say about Jill and honestly, he sounds like a total dick. He sounded off to Bossip and said he was blindsided by the divorce, and claims he never cheat or beat Jill.

“She’s an evil woman. I’m telling you. It’s like what Jill Scott wants, Jill Scott gets. People are in her ear, and if someone comes in to challenge the dumb shit, they made me be the bad guy and that got me outta there.

She’s got issues. There’s no men in that family, there’s only women. And when a man comes in, it’s like a challenge.”

A dick with a fragile ego is the worst kind of dick. At least he didn’t say “females” instead of women which is what this type of dick usually does. Mike went on:

“She’s made other men look bad, but I’m not the one. I said (to her) ‘you’ve met your match’. She likes to have men that she can control. You’re not gonna control me. What’s right is right, and what’s wrong is wrong.”

This dick sounds like a fucking caveman. I hope the dick was worth it, Jill. Thankfully the couple have no children together and Jill had a pre-nup. Take note Mary J. Blige!

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Tamar Braxton Has Filed For Divorce

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Tamar Braxton’s marriage to Vince Herbert has had one foot in the grave for a while now, all thanks to some cheating allegations and general Braxton-style drama. Last month she announced she was retiring from music in an attempt to keep her marriage alive. Well, a month later, and TMZ says that she’s done trying to save her marriage to Vince.

Tamar filed for divorce yesterday in Los Angeles after nearly nine years of marriage and fourteen years together. Tamar’s rep tells TMZ that filing for divorce.com was an “extremely difficult decision” for Tamar. Additionally, Tamar’s rep requests privacy for her family (including their 4-year-old son Logan) at this time.

“Collectively, their son Logan and his well being during this very unfortunate process is most important. We ask that everyone respects her privacy during this very difficult time. She appreciates everyone’s love and prayers.”

Respect and privacy for now, sure, but it’s only a matter of time before Tamar goes to WEtv and asks what it would take to retool their reality show, Tamar & Vince, into a special six-part series called Ta-Marching My Ass Away from Vince.

There’s no word on child support or division of assets yet, but I have a feeling it’s going to get very messy in the money department. Just last month, Vince was ordered to fork over more than $ 3.7 million to Sony. Hopefully, Tamar didn’t mean it when she said she was retiring. Bluebird of Happiness was supposed to be Tamar’s final album, but it can’t be. We need a follow-up album all about the inevitable messiness of this divorce. I want a nasty club banger called “Point Blank Period (Keep Your Hands Out of My Bank Account, You Broke Bitch).

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