During last night’s NHL Awards, Raisman hit the stage with NHL legend Marcel Dionne to present the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy. Sounds simple enough, right? Awkwardly banter with someone you don’t know for a bit, present the award (which was won by Johnny Gaudreau) and bail.
However, 65-year-old Marcel clearly had other things in mind when he dropped a “Look at those legs!” line at Aly — much to the pleasure of whistling fans:
There’s certainly a lot to love about the original 1986 TV show G.L.O.W.: big hair, plenty of glitter, and tons of expertly choreographed, theatrical ass-kicking. The professional women’s wrestling program titled Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling that ran for four seasons is a campy, vintage gem.
The explosive Breakup Scene that drives all romantic comedies, the one so expected that it’s no longer a spoiler, happens in The Big Sick. But the stakes are graver than in your average rom-com. In this case, the leading man Kumail (played by Silicon Valley’s Kumail Nanjiani) is a Pakistani-American comedian who’s…
Somewhere Ted Haggard is reading that headline and falling in love with 19-year-old Tom Cruise.
Curtis Armstrong is best known to me as Bert Viola from Moonlighting, but he was also Booger in Revenge of the Nerdswas in Risky Businesswith a then 19-year-old Tommy Cruise. Curtis wrote his memoir, Revenge of the Nerd, and an actor can’t put out a memoir unless they fill it with juicy shit about other actors. So Curtis wrote about working with Tommy and said that he was a strict square who never wanted to go to the bar with them. Before Tommy was the Jesus of Scientology, he was reading about the real Jesus. Curtis writes that Tommy was a born again and like any good born again, he balanced his bible study with getting his dick sucked by randoms.
Curtis says that he does a “HUH?” every time he hears rumors about how Tommy’s Scientolohole also howls for peen. Because when Curtis worked with Tommy in the summer of 1982, he knew him as a 100% heterosexual cooch chaser. Everyone on the set knew that Tommy and 23-year-old Rebecca DeMornay were doing it and he also got plenty of chick ass on the side. Curtis says that after shooting one night, he asked Tommy if he wanted to get a drink with them. Tommy declined and said he needed to spend time with his lines and the word of the lord. via The Hollywood Reporter
He self-identified as a born-again Christian and the rumor was he had actually considered shepherding souls for a living. I could believe it. Away from the set, initially, Tom made straight arrows look like corkscrews. I would ask him at the end of the day if he would like to join us at the bar for a drink. “No,” I recall him saying, “Got an early call tomorrow. Got to work out still, study my lines. And then I like to read the Bible a little before bed.”
I laughed. He didn’t. “Ah,” I said, cutting off the laugh at the pass and nodding wisely. “A little bit of the Good Book before bedtime, eh?”
“Yeah,” he said. “Just a little at night. Keeps me on the right track, you know?”
When Curtis got back to the hotel that night, he walked by Tommy’s room and found three or four girls (who looked like they were in their late teens) standing in a line. Curtis asked them if they needed help with anything. A second later he found out that Tommy was a teenage Hugh Hefner.
They just stared at me, and at that moment, Tom’s door opened and another girl came out, adjusting her hair and taking off down the hall, while the first girl in line slipped into Tom’s room. This was a young man who knew something about time management and understood how to successfully juggle Bible study and blow jobs. I went to bed alone that night thinking it served me right for not being religious.
Hmm… I wonder if the advance Curtis got for his book was bigger than the check Tommy gave him to write that? But really, we shouldn’t jump to conclusions and assume that 19-year-old Tommy was Hugh Hefner-ing. Maybe he knew he was going to be an A-list star and was doing pre-interviews for possible beards. Or maybe that girl wasn’t fixing her hair when she came out. Maybe she was pulling it out in frustration because she showed up to hump Tom Cruise and all he wanted to do was recite bible verses to her ass.
Paul Thomas Anderson’s epic tale of mad oil man Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis) turns 10 this year. I thought it would be a good idea to try to blow some minds with facts about the film.
1. Anderson wrote the role of Daniel Plainview with Daniel Day-Lewis in mind. He had always wanted to work with the famed actor and heard that Day-Lewis enjoyed his Punch-Drunk Love. This led to Anderson giving Day-Lewis an incomplete script and you can see that it worked.
2. The famous «I drink your milkshake» line was paraphrased from the following remarks by Sen. Pete Domenici of New Mexico:
The oil is underground, and it is going to be drilled and come up. Here is a giant reservoir underground. Just like a curved straw, you put it underground and maneuver it, and the ‘milk shake’ is way over there, and your little child wants the milk shake, and they sit over here in their bedroom where they are feeling ill, and they just gobble it up from way down in the kitchen, where you don’t even have to move the Mix Master that made the ice cream for them. You don’t have to take it up to the bedroom. This describes the actual drilling that is taking place.
3. Day-Lewis, well-known for being a method actor, listened to audio of the late 19th century to 1927. He also listened to director John Huston and watched the film The Treasure of Sierra Madre from 1948. He also listened to oral histories from the movie’s time period.
4. Day-Lewis improvised this speech:
5. The film is based on the book Oil! by Upton Sinclair, but only the first 150 pages. The rest of the film was imagined by Anderson. Anderson would later refer to the book as «having a really good collaborator.»
6.No Country For Old Men was shooting near There Will Be Blood. Anderson and crew tested the oil derrick fire setup and caused a huge billowing of thick, oily smoke. Joel and Ethan Coen had to delay the filming of No Country until the smoke got out of their shot.
7. There is no dialogue in the movie until nearly five minutes in. Another ten minutes elapses before a conversation actually occurs. Had the original script been followed closely, Day-Lewis claims it would have been half an hour before any speaking occurred. Anderson hopes to one day write an entire movie free of dialogue and thinks of the beginning of There Will Be Blood as a start.
8. The young boy that played Plainview’s son (Dillon Freasier) was not an actor. He was just a kid at a local elementary near the film’s location. Freasier’s mom watched Gangs of New York to learn about Day-Lewis and, not realizing how acting works, was afraid for her son to spend time with The Butcher. The casting department of There Will Be Blood then sent her The Age of Innocence so she could rest easy.
9. This was the first film of Anderson’s that didn’t feature Philip Seymour Hoffman.
10. The fake oil in the movie was a concoction that included McDonald’s chocolate milkshake base.
Josh Peck was surrounded by friends and family as he tied the knot with longtime girlfriend Paige O’Brien in Malibu on Saturday, but there was one familiar face that was missing from the crowd: his onscreen brother Drake Bell. While Josh’s former Grandfathered costar John Stamos attended the ceremony, fans were quick to notice that the Drake & Josh actor wasn’t on hand for the event. Well, it turns out, he wasn’t invited. Following the wedding, Drake responded to the invite snub with a cryptic tweet. «When you’re not invited to the wedding the message is clear….,» he wrote in a post that has since been deleted. «Loyalty is key,» he continued in another deleted comment. «ALWAYS remember where you came from.»
According to an Us Weekly source, Josh is pretty upset over Drake’s Twitter rant. «At Josh’s wedding this weekend some guests were asking Josh Peck where Drake was,» the source explained. «Josh told everyone that he and Drake hadn’t spoken in three years. They would tweet each other back on social media a couple times a year, but never actually spoke. When Drake didn’t get invited to Josh’s wedding, he started tweeting all of those dramatic memes. Josh was really hurt. They aren’t close anymore and Josh had a very small wedding.» The two recently reunited during an episode of Grandfathered in February 2016, but it seems like their brotherly love isn’t as strong as it used to be.
If you found yourself turning to Google to learn more about the actor who plays Josh on Orange Is the New Black, you’re not alone. As you binge-watched season five, the guard who stripped during the talent show probably caught your eye for obvious reasons, but let’s not forget about the guy who actually won that talent show simply because he’s hot. Actor John Palladino plays Josh, a PR rep for the company that owns Litchfield, and thanks to some interesting plot lines, we’ve already been blessed with a few shirtless scenes. Learn more about the handsome Orange Is the New Black actor, then check out fun pictures of the cast hanging out in real life.
Love.com has languished in my Netflix queue for a few weeks now, simply because its description was so absurd to be irresistible: “When a fashion blogger falls for a video game vlogger, their romance goes viral. But separating their virtual life from reality gets complicated.” The alleged premise, clearly, was an act…
Here I was thinking that Pimp Mama Kris was the komedian of the koven (see: PMK saying that everyone can relate to at least one member of her stable of fame whores), but Caitlyn Jenner proved that she’s got fresher and edgier jokes!
The sweetheart of the Republican party (in her head, probably) was a speaker at the College Republican National Committee gala on Friday night, and for some reason, the moderator asked her to fart out her thoughts on the GOP congressional baseball shooting that left Rep. Steve Scalise and lobbyist Matt Mika in critical condition and put several others in the hospital. As everyone knows, the anti-Trump shooter was the lone fatality of the attack. HuffPo says that Caitlyn started off serious and she ended by letting everyone know that she’s got jokes! Caitlyn joked that the shooter was a really bad shot, since you know, he didn’t kill anyone… unlike one trick we know (see: picture above)…
“Nobody deserves what happened out there. There’s no justification. There are crazy people. We have to minimize that type of stuff. As far as the people that were injured, it’s an absolute shame. You just want them to recover. Fortunately the guy was a really bad shot. Liberals can’t even shoot straight.”
If you watch the video below, you can hear the crowd eating up Caitlyn’s joke. But elsewhere, Caitlyn’s hot take went down as well as the Kartrashians’ live-in plastic surgeon telling the koven that this week’s ass injections have been postponed since the shipment of non-FDA-approved toxic butt filler got stuck in customs.
Caitlyn also praised, Officer Crystal Griner, the lesbian Capital Police Officer who got injured while trying to take down the shooter, for doing her job and not thinking about LGBT issues and those type of things (?????) at the time.
“She did her job. She wasn’t thinking about LGBT issues, she wasn’t thinking about any of those types of things. She did her job and she did it well,”
I bet that as the crowd left the College Republican National Committee gala, they continued to laugh and said, “Oh, Whatshername, you so funny!”, as they walked to their car, got in, put on a helmet and waited. And when Caitlyn strolled out and slid into the backseat of a chauffeured car, they breathed out a sigh of relief, took off their helmet and safely drove home.
Beyoncé and Jay Z welcomed twins on Monday, June 12, and the internet is buzzing about whether the superstar gave birth to boys or girls. Well, according to TMZ, Blue Ivy now has a little brother and sister — the twins were born in an LA hospital, though doctors don’t yet feel comfortable releasing them due to a «minor issue» that surfaced after their arrival.