Pixie Lott Looking Fine In A Skin Tight Dress

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Singer and seriously sexy vixen Pixie Lott was looking hotter than hot in a really tight dress. This thing is so skin-hugging that it looks like it was painted on. She’s got a body that makes my pressure go up. Then I have to take medicine for it and the doctor is like, «What’s causing this?» and I say, «Pixie Lott, doc.» That’s the hazards of this job. Then again, it makes my pulse race. Does that count as cardio? I bet an evening with Pixie would be quite a workout. I don’t know from personal experience, of course. I’m just guessing. We also get a peek at Pixie’s exceptional perkies in this dress. They look highly motorboatable to me. I would expect nothing less from her.

I wonder if Pixie is her real name? I have friends with hippie parents too and it is not pretty. That’s why I thank God that my parents were squares in the 60’s. 

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Podcast Reccomendation: ‘My Dad Wrote A Porno’

The Premise: A son — Jamie — finds out that his dad wrote a book of «erotic literature.» So, like any of us would do, Jamie grabs friends Alice and James, and they read the ‘book’ aloud.

That’s it. But thanks to the wit and timing of the three friends, My Dad Wrote A Porno is spectacular enjoyment.

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Season One came out in 2015 but I just got around to listening to it. In my case, I was surrounded by my children all summer, so whenever I could get a free minute — on a quick trip to the store or up early before anyone else was awake — I’d put this podcast on.

What happens is that you listen in as Jamie starts to read «Belinda Blinked» — the 61 page collection of absolute rubbish his father ‘Rocky Flinstone’ wrote. That’s his dad’s nom de plume. Rocky. Flinstone. Yeah.

When it begins, you approach it much like any other podcast: who are the characters, what’s the setting, etc. But you realize pretty quickly that there is no real story. The real enjoyment is getting to know Jamie and James and Alice. You start to react to the ‘book’ with them. You start to predict what an Alice response or a James response will be. The journey is far more than the destination — in point of fact — there is no destination. The ‘book’ is utter tripe. But Jamie, Alice and James are positively wry and delightful. By the end, they feel like old friends of yours, and all three of them are absolutely charming.

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If you like British accents, British slang, dry wit, sexual situations, absurdity, profanity, and laughing until your sides hurt? (This list is my personal heaven, for what it’s worth) Then you’ll absolutely LOVE this podcast. My grandmother, rest her soul, would have labeled this as ‘complete filth.’

It’s fantastic.

Note: I can’t vouch for season two yet. I’m just starting it. But season one was pure enjoyment. Hit me back in the comments when you’ve finished it. Hope it got your lids a-poppin.

My Dad Wrote A Porno is available on iTunes

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Leslie Jones Joked About Her Nude Pic Leak

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Less than a month ago, trolls hacked Leslie Jones’ accounts and threw up a bunch of her personal shit, including naked pics. Leslie Jones is ready to laugh about it and invited millions of people to do so with her during the Emmys last night.

Leslie told a bunch of jokes about her nude photo hack with three guys from the Emmy’s accounting firm Ernst & Young. Some big awards shows bring out the very important business people who are responsible for tabulating the votes and guarding the bulletproof metal suitcase filled with the names of the winners. It’s always very dramatic, like they’re holding onto nuclear launch codes or the secret recipe for Beefaroni or something. Leslie Jones joked that they should put their secret-guarding skills to work on something worth keeping secret.

“Since you good at keeping things safe, I got a job for you: my Twitter account. Put that in the vault, please. Y’all using your skills to protect best voice over on a French sitcom? Meanwhile I’m butt naked on CNN. I just wanted to feel beautiful y’all. Can a sister feel beautiful?”

Sensing a woman wanted to “feel beautiful“, it wasn’t long before John Mayer emerged from the shadows to work his sensitive douchebag game on Leslie Jones at an afterparty. Leslie tweeted this picture of the two of them, and she claims he offered to write her a song. But that’s not what Leslie wants.

And that’s when several reps from Ernst & Young descended on Leslie and formed a human chain around her vagina. “Trust us Leslie, this is for your protection.

Pic: Splash

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Tom Hiddleston Tried To Get With Priyanka Chopra

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Tom Hiddleston lost the Best Actor in a Limited Series Emmy to Courtney B. Vance last night, but he probably doesn’t care, because he may have won a new partner in PR foolery who will hit the pap stroll with him and make us all forget about the level 10 embarrassing shit he did with his last partner in PR foolery. We will never forget, Tom!

Tom presented an Emmy with genetically blessed beauty Priyanka Chopra, and I just knew it was only a matter of seconds before we’d hear about how he’s trying to get the pumpkin spice latte stank from Taylor Swift off of his body by rubbing on the chick from Quantico. E! News says that Tom and Priyanka met up after the Emmys at the Governor’s Ball and several eyewitnesses (Hi, Tom and Priyanka’s publicists, great work!) saw them get flirty, hold hands, exchange numbers and kiss each other on BOTH face cheeks. I can almost hear the voices of Tom’s PR team whispering into his earpiece, “Make sure you put your lips on BOTH face cheeks or nobody will believe you want to do her full-time.” One eyewitness spilled this out about the next organic love affair of our time:

“Tom had his arm around her and held her close. Afterwards, Tom and Priyanka talked closely and were holding hands at one point for a few moments. Priyanka fixed Tom’s bow-tie and then the two kissed on both cheeks. Priyanka and Tom said goodbye and she told him that she will see him later. They left the event about a minute after each other.”

People also asked Tom at the Emmys if he’s still friends with Tay Tay and his answer could break a polygraph: “Yes. Yes, we are.

The first rumors about Tom and Taylor being a thing started because of that hilarious video of them dancing like constipated air dancers on bath salts at the Met Gala. So I’m hoping that in the next couple of days, we’ll be gifted with a video of Tom and Priyanka dancing at the Governor’s Ball. I need to see Priyanka’s dedication to PR whoring. If she breaks into a laugh while watching Tom bust out his signature cringe-inducing moves, then she’ll definitely cackle her internal organs out when he wears an “I Heart PC” t-shirt during  a stop on their photo-op tour. And Tom deserves to be with a truly dedicated PR whore professional who won’t break character no matter how embarrassing it gets!

Here’s pictures of Priyanka wearing a dress from Jason Wu’s Dancer Emoji collection, as well as pictures of Sir Tom of Thirstington at the Emmys with Hugh Laurie and at an after-party.

Pic: Splash, Wenn.com

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Details About the ‘Good Wife’ Spin-Off Emerge

There has been little to no reason to watch CBS since The Good Wife ended its run last spring (Robert and Michelle King’s clever BrainDead was available next-day on Amazon Prime), but the network is making a play in the streaming game with CBS All Access, a monthly subscription service that will feature CBS’s VOD catalogue and two new shows, so far, that won’t be available on the terrestrial network: the Star Trek reboot and the Good Wife spin-off. Both shows will premiere the pilots on the network next year, but will air afterwards only on the All Access platform, available for $ 6 a month or $ 10 a month if viewers prefer commercial-free access.

It hardly seems worth the money, but for fans of The Good Wife, the spin-off will be hard to resist, especially since it will feature at least three of the series’ most beloved characters. Deadline is reporting that the spin-off will center around Diane Lockhart and Lucca Quinn (Christina Baranski and Cush Jumbo, respectively), who strike out on their own.

The spinoff series will center around an enormous financial scam that has destroyed the reputation of a young lawyer, while simultaneously wiping out her mentor Diane Lockhart’s savings. Forced out of Lockhart & Lee, they join Lucca Quinn at one of Chicago’s preeminent law firms.

Better news is the fact that Sarah Steele — who played Eli Gold’s daughter, Marissa — will be joining the series first as a secretary for Diane Lockhart but she will soon be elevated to an investigator. Marissa Gold is the new Kalinda Sharma.

Presumably, Marissa Gold may also mean the occasional appearance from Eli Cumming’s character, and because Robert and Michelle King like working with the same stable of actors, one can probably expect cameos from most of the Good Wife supporting characters, lawyers, and judges, and presumably some more closure on the fate of Alicia Florick.

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How an Emmy Winner Gets Ready

Last night at the 68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards Julia Louis Dreyfus took home two statuettes for the hit HBO show Veep, both as a producer and as the Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series. To prep for the red carpet, Dreyfus had the help of celebrity makeup artist Karen Kawahara. Here, Kawahara shares her step-by-step guide to getting Dreyfus’s camera-ready look.

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“I prepped Julia’s skin with La Prairie Skin Caviar Essence-in-Lotion followed by Skin Caviar Liquid Lift and a drop of the Essence of Skin Caviar Eye Complex on each eyelid as a base. I then moisturized her skin using the Skin Caviar Luxe Cream.

Next, I applied the Skin Caviar Concealer ● Foundation SPF 15 in in Warm Linen over her entire face, skipping the under eye area. I like to apply concealer after the eyes are done so if I need to clean up any powder from the shadows I can. I start with a dab of the  Light Fantastic Cellular Concealing ● Brightening Eye Treatment on the eyelid. It is a great eye shadow base and holds the shadow for a long night.

I then fill in her brows with Luxe Brow Liner Automatic in Brun. Brushing them with the brush on the end so they are shaped but still natural looking.

To begin the shape of the eyes, I used the Luxe Eyeliner Automatic in Brun around the eye, taking a brush and blending it out. I then apply the Cellular Treatment Eye Colour Ensemble in Les Orchidees in the mauve color over the eyelids, followed by the dark Braun shadow in the Les Brunes, which I smudge over the eyeliner. This gives depth but appears softer than an eyeliner look. I follow this with Cellular Treatment Mascara Instant Curl in Noir to darken and thicken the lashes. The final touch is adding the Brun eyeliner inside the eye. This adds a bit of drama to a soft, romantic look.

I go back under the eye to swipe the concealer brightening eye treatment in 20, which brightens and smooths the under-eye area. I also like to add a swipe on the cheek bones for a highlight.

Taking a brush, I dab into the Cellular Radiance Cream Blush in Rose Glow and apply using a circular motion over cheekbones and towards the ears. This keeps the cheeks looking flushed.

Lips are lined with Cellular Luxe Lip Liner in Nude and blended out with brush on the ends to avoid any hard lines. I finish the look with Cellular Luxe Lip Colour in Tawny.”

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16 Times Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake’s Quirky Friendship Brightened Your Day

Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake certainly have one of the best bromances in Hollywood. The two first met at the MTV Video Music Awards in 2002, when Jimmy was still a Saturday Night Live cast member and Justin was just beginning his solo career apart from *NSYNC. Since then, the best buds have shared some pretty amazing moments together, including their hilarious late night skits and their quirky outings. If you just can’t get enough of their friendship, see some of their best pictures, GIFs, and videos over the years.

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Lindsey Pelas Hits The Beach, Chris Harrison vs. Nick Saban & Brian Kelly Twitter Controversy

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Eagles at Bears, anyone? Wentz goes for 2-0. Gruden gets to tell us how he had Wentz rated as a 10-star draft pick. Gruden gets to act like he’s a big fan of the Bears 3rd string defensive tackle. Here we go with another MNF game that we don’t need to care about but we care about because it’s the only thing on TV. Or you can watch baseball.

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‘Bachelor’ host Chris Harrison deletes Saban tweet

Brian Kelly vs. d-coordinator Twitter controversy

There’s a creepy clown outbreak in Ea. KY…this is weird

Florida Man claims he knows where body is buried in order to win prize package

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Kim Kardashian Plunging Miami Round Up

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The incomparable Kim Kardashian has been galavanting around Miami for the last week with her knockers leading the way. It would be hard to overstate the awesomeness of Kim K’s ta-tas. They are perhaps the most famous hooters on the planet right now. That’s adding to the fact that she also posses the most famous booty on Earth and you can begin to surmise the impact she has. Kim wore a series of outfits that showcased her rack. The first one was a classic tight, sheer t-shirt and no bra. When you have knockers like Kim, if you don’t wear a bra you are definitely making a statement. It is a statement I fully endorse. You could totally see her nips underneath. Then she wore a black number that put her ta-tas on a shelf with the nips barely covered up. Finally she wore a top that showed off all the cleavage. All of it.

No one does it better than Kim. Not her sisters, not anyone else in Hollywood. When it comes to exhibitionism, Kim is the queen.  

Photo Credit: FameFlynet


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Sarah Paulson’s Plus One At The Emmys Was Marcia Clark

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I always thought that Sarah Paulson lived in a house filled with load-bearing beams constructed of forged-together Emmy awards. But that’s not the case. Sarah Paulson has been nominated for a bunch of Emmys, but she’s never won one until last night. Sarah Paulson’s living room trophy case finally has a pointy lady television award in it.

After being nominated 6 times, Sarah won an Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or Movie for The People vs. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story for playing Marcia Clark. And in a very “that’s cute” move, she had brought Marcia Clark as her date. Congratulations, Marcia, on finally hearing your name and the word “won” in a sentence that also includes the name O.J. Simpson. That will be my final Marcia Clark/O.J. Simpson joke, if only because I’m pretty sure Jimmy Kimmel exhausted them all in his monologue.

Of course Sarah thanked Marcia Clark in her acceptance speech. Although this post would be 100% funnier if she hadn’t. Imagine the camera kept cutting back to Marcia in the audience and her face was like “Bitch, you better say my name. I didn’t squeeze into Spanx to hear you thank you agent and your 2nd grade teacher.” Sarah thanked Marcia a lot and also apologized for judging her during the O.J. trial. Sarah also got Marcia’s name engraved on her award after the show. And Sarah gave a shout-out to her girlfriend Holland Taylor at home.

Holland shouted back.

Sarah’s acceptance speech was good, but it was rude of her not to give a single Thank You to the dozens of standard poodles who generously gave their PetSmart grooming clippings for Sarah’s Marcia Clark wigs. They were at least half responsible for Sarah’s award-winning performance.

Here’s Sarah and Marcia Clark at the Emmys last night. Sarah is giving you Mother-of-the-Bride JLo fantasy in that dress.

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

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