Dean McDemott Might Be Going To Jail

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Writing a Dean McDermott post feels like sacrilege. The Deaner posts belong to my glorious co-worker Allison! Allison probably knows the Deaner better than Tori Spelling does (I’m not sure she’ll be happy reading that). Anyway, I’ll give it my best.

One of the few negatives about Canada is in hock with his ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace for over a hundred grand in back child support for their 18-year-old son Jack, unpaid alimony, and legal fees. Meanwhile, Dean and wife Tori “Donna Martin graduates!” Spelling are enjoying Candy Spelling-thrown $ 40,000 baby showers and taking luxurious family vacations to Mexican beach resorts according to Tori’s Instagram feed. (Vacations from what? Debt?). He avoided a jail term in March by agreeing to pay small installments to Mary Jo on a monthly basis. Page Six reports that Dean has missed multiple payments Uh oh. Well, Mary Jo is taking Dean back to court and there’s a good chance he could end up in jail this time.

Dean told the judge in March that he’d “fallen on hard times” and was even offered a public defender. The judge let him and Mary Jo work out a payment plan wherein Dean would ultimately pay her $ 1,500 a month after he cut her checks for a couple of larger sums. It looks like Dean lost Mary Jo’s mailing address for those checks, though. Or he and Tori haven’t quite figured out a way to get his millionaire mom-in-law to pay off their numerous debts. One “insider” had a novel idea about how Dean could afford to support his oldest child – GET A JOB, YOU SHIFTY LAYABOUT.

Said an insider, “It’s crazy that all this is over $ 1,500. He could get a job at the Gap and pay that off every month.”

Imagining Dean McDermott working at the Gap and trying to master folding straight fit vintage khakis before his umpteenth smoke break is amusing. The Gap might be a little too advanced for Dean. This is someone in crazy debt who decided a Band-Aid baby was a good idea.

An “insider” on Dean’s side says that he missed payments because he was trying to set Jack up for his frosh year at college, and that Mary Jo was aware of this.

“It’s not like it came out of left field. It was late because Dean was paying their son Jack’s first-month rent, security deposit and several other college expenses, which Mary Jo would not contribute to.”

The “insider” (Tori putting one of FIFTH child Beau’s baby bibs over her phone to muffle her voice) also claims that Dean made a payment to his ex on Friday. This is the part where I will work in one Allison-ish joke about Dean asking someone “what’s crappening?“, because really, what the hell is crappening with your financial situation, Dean?!

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Madonna Has Moved To Portugal

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The sexual prowess of Madonna’s latest youthful conquest, 31-year-old Portuguese model Kevin Sampaio, must be on point. Because Madge, 58, up and moved herself and the kids to Lisbon, Portugal! The official story is that she ended her last tour there and fell in love with the place. But it’s also possible that she envisioned an unending supply of gorgeous young Portuguese men to suck the youth and vitality out of in order to achieve her goal of immortality.

Supposedly, she’s moved there to have hot-n-cold running Portugese peen on tap work on an album and a movie. At least that’s what Entertainment Weekly and Madonna’s Instagram are reporting. M threw up a couple of IG posts announcing the move and showing off her kitchen in Lisbon (and maybe her basket-weaving skills). Did someone suggest basket-weaving as a more therapeutic hobby than ruining ex-friends trying to sell off her panties?

“The energy of Portugal is so inspiring. I feel very creative and alive here and I look forward to working on my film LOVED and making New Music!!! This will be the next Chapter in My Book! It’s time to conquer the world from a different vantage point!!”

Loved will be Madonna’s first movie project since 2011’s W.E. (yes, that movie).

And then there’s the kitchen.

I used to be a basket case but now I Live in Lisbon! 🇵🇹♥️💯🎼🐎🍷💃🏻😂 👜!

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If I came down to that kitchen in the middle of the night due to sleep hunger, I might get nervous and mistake those hanging things for bats. What if a gentle Portuguese breeze wafts through a window and stirs them? I’m liable to scream and drop the leftover chorizo and kale soup on my feet!

As you can tell, the only things I know about Portugal are their awesome soup recipes and that one Basketball Wives episode where Tami Roman tried to throw her castmate over a balcony during brunch. So it’s nice to know that it has more going for it.

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Troy Aikman and Capa Mooty Marry in Montecito

Here’s some huge Dallas Cowboys news that doesn’t involve Ezekiel Elliott: Troy Aikman and his fiancee, Capa Mooty, tied the knot in Montecito on Saturday.

These two apparently had zero interest in a long, drawn out engagement as they wed just three months after announcing their engagement on June 2nd. In classic Troy fashion, he broke the news himself on social with the caption, “Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. & Mrs Aikman”:

Troy and Capa have been together since November of 2016 (at the very least). We’ll continue to update with more photos and information.


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Elise Lobb & Senators F Ryan Dzingel Have Been Spending Some Quality Time Together Lately

It’s been a solid offseason for Ottawa Senators forward Ryan Dzingel — he signed a two-year, $ 3.6 million deal in July to avoid arbitration, and on the personal front, it looks like he’s been hitting the links with Elise Lobb.

Whistling Straights in Wisconsin is obviously one of the toughest courses around, but it helps to have the co-host of Fox Sports’ “Swing Clinic” as your partner:

Of course, we introduced you guys to Elise back in 2015 when she was attending the University of North Florida and had aspirations of working in golf media.

Ryan also hit IG on Saturday to let us know the two took a little road trip for the long holiday weekend:


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12 Ways You Can Channel Barack Obama This Halloween, Because We Know You Miss Him

So, you’ve decided you want to pay homage to our former president, Barack Obama, for Halloween this year? Well, we don’t blame you. Barack has been showing off his cooler side post-presidency, but he also had some pretty memorable looks when he was president. If you just need a break from Donald Trump’s bullsh*t and want to focus on happier times, check out all the ways you can channel Barack this Halloween.

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Kate Upton Made Her Astros Debut

The city of Houston desperately needed some good news this week after getting hit hard by Hurricane Harvey, and they sorta got that on Aug. 31 when the Astros pulled off a blockbuster deal for Justin Verlander. Now the Astros have a true ace for the stretch run and postseason, as well as a new A-lister fan in Verlander’s model fiancee, Kate Upton.

Obviously the cameras were all on Justin and Kate when they made their grand arrival to Houston:

Look away, Tigers fans… it might be too soon for you guys to see Kate rocking an Astros hat:

Meanwhile, Astros mascott Orbit is making amends for past thirstiness:


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Kanye West Was Seen In A T-Shirt That Might Have Been Shading Taylor Swift

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Despite a claim that perpetually-disgruntled rap superstar Kanye West is over feuding with serpentine arch-enemy Taylor Swift, his top might say differently. (By “top,” I mean his t-shirt, not Ricardo Tisci.)

TMZ noted that Kanye recently wore a t-shirt that would seem to reference willowy n’ whiny wonder Taylor’s latest multimedia musical offering.

Kanye was spotted at Nobu in Malibu sporting a t-shirt that read “She Is Beyond Good And Evil” on the back. Some might think that’s a tribute to his soulless mom-in-law Kris Jenner, who obviously believes herself to be above your petty moral concerns. But the font matches the one used in Swifty’s lyric video forLook What You Made Me Do.” The song and its official video contain several nods to Kanye, his plastic-surgeried pudding of a wife Kim Kardashian, and heir feud over Kanye’s song “Famous.”

Then again, the front of the t-shirt looks like it has a mug shot of Prince on it. So it could just be a rando tee and Kanye’s idea of a lewk. Cuz’ “She Is Beyond Good And Evil” isn’t the most cutting of potential “Tay Tay Is A Bitch-Ass” dog-whistles. You might even be giving her an ego boost with that one, Yeezy.

In other Tay Tay news (what other kind of news is there now that the Reputation-era has begun), her video collaborator and chief defender, director Joseph Kahn is in no way over the Taylor/Kanye feud. He’s been all over Twitter defending her and their video while taking shots at the Kardashian-Wests. Kimmy was recently quoted as saying that she was firmly on Hillary’s side in the 2016 presidential race and that the only thing she supports President Trump on is their mutual skin tone. She didn’t say that last part but they do tend to match up in coloring. This would be in opposition to her husband’s brief flirtation with playing the Trumpet. Entertainment Weekly says Kahn recently noted this in a tweet:

Speaking of Trump and Taylor, Taylor’s buddy, choreographer, and YouTube star Todrick Hall, slapped at assumptions that Taylor herself might be a secret Trumpet. Swift has been getting flack for not coming out in support of a candidate in last year’s election, and snake haters took that to mean she has a secret recording studio at Mar-A-Lago. Not so, says Todrick to Yahoo! (via People magazine). He has a cameo in the new video and is obviously looking for a Serpent Squad apologist gig. Also, he wants to remind you that he spent last Thanksgiving with Taylor. I bet the stuffing was bland.

“Taylor has never to my knowledge come out and said anything about her being pro-Trump. But people would still rather believe that she is the one who is pushing Trump’s agenda. That was one of the major things that was tweeted at me, and I’m like, ‘So you are mad that you think she might support Donald Trump? But you’re not mad that Kanye has been very openly pro-Trump?’ I don’t understand that.”

And Taylor Swift’s Turkey Day sounds like it was super serious.

“I’ve never felt like there was ever a moment that I couldn’t be myself, and talk about the fact that I’m gay or whatever. At Thanksgiving, we all sat around and talked about it, and there was another one of her friends there who was African-American, and we all sat down and talked about racism and watched 13th on Netflix [Ava DuVernay’s Oscar-nominated documentary] and talked about how important it was.”

I am all for every bit of social justice but sometimes you just want to talk about that night’s impending turkey sandwiches and how yams are totally gross.

As for Taylor herself? Yesterday she resurfaced from her self-imposed snake hibernation to act as a bridesmaid in her best friend Abigail Anderson’s wedding on Martha’s Vineyard.

So, while all of these people are going back and forth about her silliness, she was utilizing her insincerity skills to make like it was all about the bride. Eh, at least they were put to good use.

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