This is like the time I blocked Rob’s bestie Adam Sandler, but then unblocked him so I could meet Rob’s daughter Elle King.
Vaguely familiar comedian (and Trump supporter) Rob Schneider blocked Seth Rogen on Twitter. What? Why? Oddly enough, an early-rising and/or bored Seth went looking for whether or not Rob followed him on Twitter yesterday morning. Had the script for Green Hornet 2 not arrived yet?
Seth’s findings resulted in tragedy, because he had indeed been snubbed on social media by the star of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.
Rob is into making America hate again or whatever that jacked-up slogan is, and this could be why he smote anti-Trumpet Seth from his Twitter feed. Fellow celebrities were amused by Seth’s plight (via Oh No They Didn’t):
Seth’s fellow Canadian Brandon Walsh (aka Jason Priestley) even chimed in!
All was resolved, though, with the help of Seth’s frequent co-star, James Franco and his extreme dreaminess. Rob unblocked Seth and apologized in two separate tweets. He might even like James more than Trump!
Dear Seth, You are officiallyUNBLOCKED! Go celebrate 2Nite with some close friends.But be on your best behavior from now on! ILOVED”TheEnd”
James Franco must have paused long enough over whatever arty art thing he was being arty at to wonder who this man was and why he was at his table. “Could you clear some of these plates and bring me another microbrew? And send over a cuter waiter next time?”
Seth’s distress over this incident is understandable. When The Hot Chick is no longer smiling on you on Twitter, it’s like an eclipse over your very soul.
Madonna’s dad (as played by Danny Aiello) from the Papa Don’t Preach video!
On this Father’s Day, let’s pay tribute to the second most iconic dad from a pop star’s music video in the 80s (the first, of course, being Captain Lou from the Girls Just Want To Have Fun video)! The Papa Don’t Preach video was a dramatic and controversial after-school special about teenage pregnancy (yeah, I think Madge’s almost 30 ass was supposed to be a teenager) and Danny Aiello gave a stirring performance as the single father from Staten Island whose daughter repays him for the years he spent raising her by getting knocked up by dreamy-eyed trouble in a mechanic’s jumpsuit.
In between ten million shots of Madge walking around a lot while ~thinking~, we get scenes where the preaching papa takes care of young Madge, worries for young Madge’s future as she sleeps and then realizes years later that his fears have come true when he finds out she made a baby with Johnny Depp’s hot blue collar understudy (played by Alex McArthur). My favorite part of the video (besides the shots of Madge dancing in shapewear and the shots of James Dean Lite) is after the 4:25 mark when Papa gets into deep thought about being a grandpappy as Madge wonders what he’s thinking. Papa eventually decides to support Madge and it ends with a stop-motion hug. I’d like to think that after that scene ended, Papa said to Madge, “Okay, since you’re going to be a mom and your ass is almost thirty now, maybe it’s time to put those little girl bedroom curtains and that Pink Panther stuffed animal into storage.” I know, I don’t why he was acting all upset. He should’ve been happy that Madge’s almost 30 ass was finally moving out.
And I think the lesson to be learned in that video (and I’m sure it’s a lesson that Papa told young Madge) is that you should never trust a hot piece who tucks a sleeveless shirt into his jeans.
Happy Father’s Day to all the papas, step daddies, single moms, father figures, leather daddies and sugar daddies out there!
The man who scoffs at Aquaman’s tired dog-paddling, Michael Phelps, is so over racing ordinary humans in the pool. For his next trick, the multiple Olympic gold winner is going to RACE A SHARK. And no, it’s not going to require Ryan Lochte taking his dumb ass to Party City to look for a shark costume. We’re talking an actual fins-and-teeth, “GET OUT OF THE WATER!“-type shark.
USA Today reports that, as part of the Discovery Channel’s annual Shark Week, the DUI-collecting merman took on a shark in South Africa. At a panel discussion in New York this week, Michael talked about how much he loves sharks.
“We just got off a plane from South Africa yesterday, we were down there for about a week. That one was fun, doing some stuff with Shark Week and for me, sharks are like my no. 1 favorite animal in the world, being able to see them face to face was pretty cool.”
Michael posted a pic on Instagram of one of the sharks he hung out with gliding casually past a shark cage. Normally, the only “Shark Week” shows I watch are the reenactments of terrifying shark attacks, because it reminds me to never go into the ocean further than ankle-deep. But I kind of want to see this mess. Did they set up two lanes in the ocean? Or did they bring the shark into the YMCA and give him one of those lanes? They probably saved on swim caps.
Here’s the press release from Discovery Channel:
They are one of the fastest and most efficient predators on the planet: Sharks. He is our greatest champion to ever get in the water: Michael Phelps. 39 world records. 23 Olympic golds. But he has one competition left to win. An event so monumental no one has ever attempted it before. The world’s most decorated athlete takes on the ocean’s most efficient predator: Phelps V Shark – the race is on! Produced by Peacock Productions.
What will Michael race next – a speedboat? He’d probably win!
This event may seem ridiculous and will probably be way less exciting than it sounds. Michael’s probably doing it so that “golden showers-loving/panty-wearer” rumor will no longer be the first result when you Google “What’s Michael Phelps up to lately?”.
To be honest, I thought this weekend would be all about Allison Stokke and Rickie Fowler after their epic first round (and it still could be if he pulls out the W), but from what I’ve been seen, Holly’s been carrying the tourney. Throw the former Michigan State golfer’s name into the Twitter search engine, and this is what you get:
Father’s Day means a lot of things for a lot of different people. Maybe you were lucky enough to score a great dad, the kind that made you pancakes on weekends, coached your soccer team and sang off-key to Bob Seger on long car trips—but always, unmistakably loved you.
Happy OJ Day! On this day 23 years ago, The Juice hopped in that white Bronco and led the slowest police chase ever televised to 95 million people. That means it’s only fair that we introduce you to a USC girl today. Meet Tasha, who probably wasn’t even born yet on that infamous day.
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LeBron James was a very good dad on Saturday as he threw his youngest son, Bryce Maximus, an epic 10th birthday party. We’re talking basketball, football (w/ jug machine!), and a water balloon fight — pretty much everything a 10-year-old and his friends would enjoy.
However! It looks like things took quite the turn with Bron Bron inserting himself into the fun and raising all sorts of hell on the children:
Obviously Bron Bron is just working through some things after finally going bald.
What’s the pulse of Celtics Nation after Danny Ainge inexplicably traded away the first overall pick (Markelle Fultz) for Philly’s No. 3 and two future lottery picks? This tweet from insufferable Celtics homer Bill Simmons pretty much sums it up:
So long, Markelle. I enjoyed the 10 1/2 hours I spent watching every YouTube clip you've ever been in. Good luck my friend. pic.twitter.com/iMHT2L71ZD
Wasting weeks of your life watching Markelle’s college tape and figuring how he’d mesh with Boston’s current core definitely sucks, but there are worse things in life… like jumping the gun and dropping over $ 100 on a Markelle jersey that you end up burning in anger:
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Michelle Obama took time out of her blissful vacation with Barack to send him a Happy Father’s Day message that had everyone on the internet weeping — happy tears, of course. «Happy #FathersDay @BarackObama. Our daughters may be older and taller now, but they’ll always be your little girls. We love you,» the former First Lady wrote on Instagram along with a throwback photo of Barack and their daughters, Sasha and Malia.